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Uh, Neutron? We wanted Retroville, not Jungleville.
I think the gardeners went on strike.
[while being chased by a raptor] HELP! Yeah, yeah. HELP!
[while being chased by a giant black snake] Bad snake! Bad snake!
This is Retroville. Based on the flora and fauna, I'd say that wormhole transported the town 75 million years in the past.
Awesome! Now I don't have to go to the dentist on Thursday!
I just saw an egg, a baby, a granny, a rich kid, and two lizard guys- yeah.
Oh, wait, wait- I know this joke!
It's not a joke, you nimrod! It's the League of Villains!
I'd like to see Betty Quinlan do that!
So, what'll happen to Goobot and the other villains?
I programmed the force field to wear off after a few minutes. I'm guessing the League of Villains will have their hands full for quite a while.
Welcome to Planet Schmangy… Again.
The strange appetite, the mood swings, the glowing buldges… Carl, I don't know how to say this, so I'll whisper it in Sheen's ear and he'll blurt it out in astonishment. [whispers into Sheen's ear]
Carl is PREGNANT?!
[jumps in shock] What!?
Good news, Carl. I have an idea how to solve this without harming you, or the creature, [notices Carl shaking his head no] and, why are you nodding no?
I thought about it, Jim. If it's a boy, I'll name him, Shmengo, and if it's a girl Shmengeta, I want to retain its alien heritage.
WHAT?!
Carl, why aren't you more worried? This thing might feed off your insides, or electrocute you, or grow until it splits you in half!
Yeah, kids can be a handful.
[Jimmy and his parents show up in the backyard of Uncle Newt and Aunt Kari's house to celebrate Aunt Amanda's birthday with the other Neutrons]
[carrying her birthday present] Happy Birthday, Great Aunt Amanda! You're looking more beautiful and less wrinkly every year.
No thanks to you, young man, your gadgets and gewgaws have taken ten years off my life!
But, Aunt Amanda, how can you say that? Jimmy's gadgets have saved the town dozens of times.
Sure. After he brought down a giant meteor to destroy us all.
Or those evil rotting aliens.
OR PANTS! HORRIBLE WALKING PANTS!
Which cousin are you again?
Now, now, now. Newt, Kari, Cousin Gomer, Cousin Annabelle… [Baby Eddie babbles] and little Eddie, let's not fight. We've gathered together because we love our dear Aunt Amanda and not because her fabulous wealth controls our very destiny.
Yeah, can't we all just get along and be a family?
NO! Because of you, the Neutron name isn't respectable anymore. Why can't you be nice like your two young friends?
James Isaac Neutron! What were you thinking?
Nothing! I mean, it must have been sunspots!
You're a menace! That's what you are, young man! [the other adult Neutrons agree]
Jimbo, get inside the house and stay there before Aunt Amanda writes us all out of the will!
But, Dad! Mom!
[sharply] No buts, mister! March!
[Jimmy sadly obeys]
And take that horrible (robotic) dog with you! [Goddard growls and follows Jimmy inside the house]
[Later, inside the house…]
Hey, Jimmy, are you okay?
Cheer up, Jimmy. We brought you some of Aunt Kari's world-famous, migraine-inducing desserts.
Guys, we have a situation. There's no reason those presents should have exploded. Someone bombarded the spatula with delta waves. Only a genius could come up with a plan like that. And the delta waves came from the backyard. Do you realize what that means?
Uh, Jimmy, do you mind if we just keep eating?
It means that there's another genius in my family besides me. An evil genius.
That's horrible! Hey, Sheen, are you gonna finish that death-by gelato?
Okay, stop eating.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Goddard, isolate the Neutron genius gene. Now, compare the gene against DNA profiles of all adult family members. Hmm. The two most likely suspects would be… Cousin Gomer or Cousin Annabelle.
Okay, so what you're saying is that one of them must only be acting dumb.
[belches] Or crazy.
We gotta find out which one before they make another attempt on my family's lives!
Right. To the buffet! What? I'm still hungry.
Hey, Cousin Annabelle.
[screams] DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME! I HAVE SENSELESS PANIC ATTACK SYNDROME!
Uh, I'm allergic to wheat.
Oh, really? GO AWAY!
[laughing wickedly] Haven't you figured it out yet, Jimmy?
[shocked] Cousin Eddie!
Man, did I have you barking up the wrong tree. You know, maybe you ain't as bright as everybody thinks.
How can I be so naive? I only checked the DNA of adult Neutrons. I never guessed that…
A baby could be as smart as you? Heck, I'm smarter. And, I'm only 17 1/2 months old. Wait till I hit puberty- bah-bing!
Why'd you do it, Cousin Eddie?! WHY?!
For Aunt Amanda's money, Sheen.
Ding! We got a winner! Now, think fast, nimrods! [traps the boys and Cousin Gomer in his unbreakable fun rings] Don't waste your time. Nothing can escape my unbreakable fun rings.
You're a bad baby, Eddie, and you got a diaper full of evil!
[zaps Goddard with his rattle and sees a tritium battery] Oh! What do we have here? A tritium battery, and a big one!
Eddie, no! If that battery goes critical, it could take out the entire family!
Duh! You know, Jimmy, sometimes you're almost as dumb as Gomer.
You know there's match two, man!
Oh, FYI, those rings will keep shrinking until the life's completely squeezed out of you!
You adorable fiend!
Arrivederci, losers! [wickedly cackles and exits the nursery, unaware that Goddard is still operative]
[sneaks past the family and places the battery in the birthday candle] Zappa du ba-ba, zappa du ba-ba, Zap, Zap, Zappity bo-ba!
All right, it's time for Aunt Amanda's birthday cake, everyone. Come on! [the family heads to the cake; Hugh places the candle holder on top of the cake]
[singing] Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday! [suddenly Baby Eddie zaps the battery in the cake, much to the family's horror]
[races outside the house riding on Goddard in his Flycyle mode] GET DOWN, EVERYONE! [the adult Neutrons duck for cover as Jimmy removes the bomb and throws it into the sky, where Goddard blows it up with lasers before making a landing, while Jimmy goes face-to-face with Baby Eddie] Too bad you didn't know about Goddard's backup battery. It's all over, Eddie! Oh, you're going down, baby. [he and Baby Eddie have a brawl and the adult Neutrons shriek, then Jimmy launches Eddie who hits a picnic table, sending party hats and presents flying everywhere and catapulting the birthday cake, which lands on Aunt Amanda's head]
All right, all right, all right, break it up now. Jimbo, we told you to stay in the house!
My baby!
This is the child you raised?! A vicious, rotten baby mauler?!
It's not what you think, Aunt Amanda! Eddie's an evil genius! He was trying to blow everyone up so he could get your fortune!
[in baby voice] Goo.
He takes after her side of the family! [points at Judy]
Hugh!
He may be adopted. It looks nothing like me.
[A high-pitched whirring sound is heard]
Wait. There's that horrible noise again!
I know, Aunt Kari. I reset Eddie's rattle during our struggle. It's programmed to overload.
[The sound is shown coming from Baby Eddie's rattle]
Oh, poopy! [throws his rattle into the air and it explodes] You broke my rattle! You dweeby, no-good, pointy-headed, weasel-faced freak! [The adult Neutrons are shocked as he accidentally reveals his true colors while Jimmy grins smugly] Uh, I mean… [in baby voice] Goo?
That baby's a bad seed! [to Jimmy] It's Jimmy who's the good nephew!
[The adult Neutrons cheer for Jimmy and forgive him as Sheen, Carl, and Cousin Gomer exit the house]
I'm so sorry little Eddie tried to destroy us all.
If I were you Aunt Kari, I'd keep him on a baby leash.
Oh, no, not the leash! I'll get you for this, Cousin Jimmy, you hear me?! This ain't finished, not by a long shot! Hey, where's my juicy cup? Where is the cup that I can spill without spilling?
Dad, our family is very weird.
It sure is, son. It sure is.
What, you never heard of the Atomic Monkeys Special Forces Squad? Trained monkeys dedicated to fighting crime and pursuing justice whenever they are called upon?
No.
I think we all learned something very important today.
Once a crook, always a crook?
Clothes make the man?
The Atomic Monkeys Special Forces Squad rules?!
No, we learned that we can all sing pretty darn well-- except Sheen.
Aw, man!
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