[Donna separately asks Kitty, Laurie, and Midge how their own first times felt]
Ok, so just out of curiosity, no reason, what was your first time like?
Oh, my first time was with a guy named...your father.
My first time was with this guy named Darren. It was really special! Oh no, wait. It wasn't Darren, it was...Robert? I think, Robert!
Well, um, Red and I waited until after we were married. Like, five seconds after we were married. We said, to heck with the receiving line and hit the nearest closet!
Oh, I remember running my hands through his long blonde hair and listening to his beautiful British accent. [has a long stare, but snaps out of it] You see, because, back then your father was blonde and British!
No, no no no, not Robert. There was this guy...what was his name? Or was it his brother? It'll come to me.
Good god, that dress must've had a hundred buttons down the back, but Red got it off in no time! You wouldn't know it to look at him but Red's got very nimble fingers. Nimble!
I just remember it was very disappointing. And I never saw that guy again. I mean, your father. I mean, your father was the first. Don't tell your father, ok?
I wanna say Billy. But that's not right. Anyway, I just remember that he wasn't very good.
And it was just wonderful. Eventually.
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