[Donna waits for Eric on the Vista Cruiser, reminiscing about their relationship.]
Happy New Year.
Eric!
Sorry I'm late. Caught the last flight out. So... awkward! [both of them laugh] So, how are you?
I start college next week.
Oh, that's awesome.
[long pause] So, what, you just came back here for New Year's Eve?
Look Donna, when I left, I was so positive that I was doing the right thing, but now I've been gone so long–
[tearfully] Eric, things are a lot different now.
Yeah, it's just... Donna, I thought about you, like, every day. And you know what? It turns out that Red was right. I am a dumbass. [pause] Donna, I'm sorry. [kisses Donna] So, uh... sounds like there's a party going on in there.
Yeah, there is. Your mom's, like, really drunk.
Oh, okay... Yeah, I don't know if I'm ready for all that. I wish there was just some way to take the edge off...
[Cut to the final circle in the Formans' basement]
Edge, you are officially off.
Eric, I have the most incredible news. I have kissed Jacqueline Burkhart!
Yeah, Fez, I have some incredible news, too. So has everyone else.
I think it makes total sense that Fez ended up with Jackie. She started out with me, the Ferrari. And then, she went to Hyde, the Mustang. And now, she's with Fez, who's like a... donkey pulling a cart full of brightly colored, Mexican blankets.
Oh, hey, Kelso. I almost forgot. I got you something from Africa for your daughter. [holds up...] Check it out! A genuine... plastic rhino horn.
This is awesome! [holds rhino horn over his forehead] Look, guys, I'm a rhino! Ruff, ruff!
Guys, I think it's time we honor all the brain cells that survived the '70s. Despite our best efforts, some of those bastards pulled through. Tonight... they're going down.
Die, brain cells, die! And you're next, liver. [takes a sip of beer]
Hey... Did you guys hear about that car that runs on water? It's got a fiberglass, air-cooled engine, and it runs on water, man!
It's like we never run out of things to talk about down here.
[Donna and Jackie enter the basement]
I knew you burnouts would be down here.
You guys, it's almost midnight. Mrs. Forman's pouring the champagne!
Hey, guys. Last one upstairs... has to call Red a dumbass!
[The gang rushes upstairs. Hyde grabs Kelso and makes him the last left behind.]
Oh, man. [wears the "Stupid Helmet" and goes upstairs]
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
[The license plate at the end of the closing credits finally switches from '79 to '80]
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