Donna beat you in basketball?
Is this true, Eric?
Yeah. What? Is that a big deal?
Of course not. Unless Donna happens to be... you know... a girl! [chuckles]
Especially a girl you love!
You know, in my country, if a woman beats you it makes her want you.
Really?
Yes. But this is America, wuss.
Wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss...
Kelso! KELSO! Would you stop that? ...Wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What about Kelso? I mean, Jackie has him totally whipped.
Whipped like the family pig.
I am not pig-whipped. Where do you even get that stuff?
[The guys start impersonating Jackie]
Are you kidding? "Michael, call me at 8:00!"
"Michael, do your Chico impression!"
"Michael, rub oil on my thighs while I spank you!"
[The guys stare at Fez and say nothing]
...Please someone else talk now.
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