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That '70s Show · Season 1, Episode 4

Kelso and Red in “Battle of the Sexists”

[The guys have been talking about women and their physical features, but whenever Red walks by, they switch to talking about the Bible.]

Geez, if [Red]'s like this now, he's going to be a total headcase when they shut down the plant. He's just going to be this pathetic guy...

[Red walks in]

[loudly]: ...with breasts the size of watermelons! [pauses] ...Is what Moses said to the Egyptians.

Kelso, go home.

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