[sitting in a jail cell] We're not all in trouble here. [to Kelso] Your parents have seven kids. They won't even notice you're gone. [to Fez] Your parents don't even live in this country. [to Hyde] And your mom? Probably one cell over.
“Stolen Car” · Season 1, Episode 14
In this episode: Eric Forman (3), Michael Kelso (1), Steven Hyde (1), Red Forman (1), Fez (1)
Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted.
See, when you say it, it just sounds weird
[The guys argue over who they should call to get them out of jail]
I'd call Red, but I feel safer in jail.
I... uh, don't know my phone number.
I can't call Edna, man. It's poker night.
No offense, but isn't every night [nudges Hyde] "poker night" for Edna?
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