Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · Season 1
No training today... [the Turtles cheer] unless Michelangelo throws that balloon.
[Raph, Donnie and Leo turn to see Mikey about to throw a water balloon. He laughs nervously.]
You are so gonna get it!
[Mikey's brothers tackle him to the ground, making him scream in agony]
Look, guys, Raph and I may be better fighters, but you´re still an important part of this team.
[annoyed] As important as you two?
[Leo and Raph look at each other.]
Humm... Very important. We shouldn't compare ourselves. It's like apples and oranges.
[Muttering] Yeah, if apples were way better, which they are.
So, the truth comes out.
You guys think of us as some kind of... B Team!
Good one, Dr. Namenstein. We'll call you "The B Team"!
Thanks. I mean, hey!
If I weren't stuck in here, I would have caught Splinter by now!
But you are stuck in there. [starts tapping the glass in Fishface's fish tank, creating vibrations]
No-no-no-no! Stop that! Stop that! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Ow! Stop it!
[laughs] I'm sure you'll have your chance to shine one of these days. Master Shredder might get hungry for sushi.
Why don't you get in the water and say that!
Enough, Xever! Bradford is right, you are useless to me this way! [to Dogpound] I'm counting on you, find me information I can use, or Xever won't be the only one missing his legs.
We are not taking that monster home with us!
He's not a monster! He's a giant, Kraang-crushing, mutant alligator monster! [realizes what he just said] I just said "monster", didn't I?
Yeah.
Well, you know what I meant!
I thought you meant "monster".
Yeah.
Mm-hm.
Hey, guys! Leatherhead is totally off the chain.
You mean you set him free?!
No, off the chain means he's cool. [his brothers sigh in relief] And that's why I set him free. [his brothers gasp]
[Leatherhead sits and smiles innocently as he holds the pot of soup]
You let that maniac loose?! Maybe you forgot that he grabbed me by the face. So I'll remind you: he grabbed me... BY THE FACE!!!
Relax. You've been hurt worse since.
But we're still chaining him up, right?
Of course, I am compassionate, not insane.
No, Leonardo. I am not. It seems your enemy, Dr. Victor Falco, has returned and he now calls himself "the Rat King." He will not stop until he has total control over every rat in the city...and my mind.
Sensei?
Everything I knew is gone- my wife, my daughter, even my humanity. You four are all I have left.
Mikey, poke him.
No way! I'm not poking him! You poke him!
OK, we'll put it to a vote.
Mikey!
I want a re-count!
And the award for worst leader goes to-
How am I the worst leader?
If we did this my way, Snakeweed would be toast by now!
Ugh, that'd be some nasty toast.
This way would've worked if you hadn't wasted time second-guessing my orders!
Don't give bad orders, and I won't second-guess 'em!
You know what, Raph? If you think you could do better, why don't you lead?
First good idea you've had all day!
[Both growl at each other. Mikey cuts in.]
We'll compromise. I'll lead.
[Raph and Leo give him death glares. Mikey smiles sheepishy and steps away.]
Fine, Raph, the team's yours. I'm out of here. [walks away]
I can't believe he's gone.
Aw, don't worry, Mikey. Leo... just needs some space. [Mikey gives him an annoyed look] You meant the pizza guy, didn't you?
Yeah.
You always talk to yourself?
Sometimes I'm the only one who'll listen.
I'll listen...when you beg for your life.
Let's see how well you do against someone who can see.
Let's see how you do against someone who's better than you.
Let's see how you do against- Let's just go!
[The two start sparring playfully with their unique fighting styles]
Judikai-interesting.
Kojokiri- predictable.
You're good. No wonder we haven't wiped you out yet.
It's not like Shredder hasn't been trying.
I know. It's all he ever talks about! Revenge, revenge. Vendetta, vendetta.
Really. I take it you don't approve.
No, I'm fine with it. I'm just saying, he needs a hobby.
[to Mikey] You feel like we're missing something?
All the time.
So...
We're thinking somebody should start talking!
I should have told you about Karai sooner, but I really thought there was a chance she would be good. And I guess I... sort of liked her. Go ahead, laugh.
Dude, I can't believe you trusted her.
I can't believe you didn't trust us enough to tell us.
I was wrong, I'm really sorry.
I tried to warn him.
You too, huh?
Glad you came to your senses, bro.
You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
I can see why you think she's hot...in an evil kind of way.
Don't worry. I am so over that.
[After Raph leaves, Leo looks dejected]
You okay?
Uh, sure. [groans] You can survive with just one kidney, right?
Great, first this doofus gets in the way of a good Purple Dragon stomping, and now he knows where our lair is.
Oh, no problem. I blacked out most of the way here.
How do you even know we exist?
Oh, I saw you months ago. [to Leo] You were like, "Let's finish this!" [to Raph] Oh, and you were like, all, "You're going down!" [to Mikey] And then you were, like, all, "Bees!" [to Donnie] Oh, and you were like... you were like the strong, silent type.
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