[Splinter brings Donatello a new Bo-Staff]
Look, Spike. Donnie got a new stick to break.
With all due respect Sensei, I can't keep fighting alien technology with a six-foot staff. I was hoping to upgrade my weapon.
Hm... a seven foot staff. Interesting.
No, I meant using modern technology.
Ah, a solar-powered staff.
I know. And yes you may upgrade your weapon.
That's totally unfair! You can't just--Did you just say yes?
Ninjas have improved their arsenal for decades. We are masters of adaptation.
[Watching April through the monitor] Look at her. She's so beautiful. On this monitor, she can't even tell I'm staring.
You do know that's not muted, right?
M Metalhead (Donnie)
Ahh! Of course. I mean, if it was muted, you couldn't hear me joking. [Smacks his head and presses a button on the controls. Metalhead's megaphone activates] Man, I hope she bought that.
M Metalhead (Donnie)
[With the megaphone] I know![Turns megaphone off] So, how do you think the fight's going?
Sounds weird when he says it.
Sounds weird when YOU say it.
Yeah, not bad, except for that part where you built the thing in the first place, and the part where it broke, and the part where it tried to kill us, and the part-
[exasperated] Okay, I get it!
Careful, Donnie, that's a dangerous mutant!
April, it seems you have a rare gift - a sensitivity I have trained my entire life to develop. I would like to train you to be a kunoichi , a female ninja.
Wow. That's quite an honor. If I do this, does that mean I can kick everybody's butt?
We do not believe in using our abilities that way.
Oh, sure. But I could, right?
Yes. But it will the most difficult challenge you have ever faced. It will drain you physically, mentally and spiritually.
Can't be worse than high school.
Are you saying turtles are slow?
That's a hurtful stereotype.
Trust us, April, we are better keeping a low profile. We figured out people treat us better if they don't know we exist.
Sorry, I'm just so excited to finally get you out of the sewer for a change.
What are you talking about? We go out all the time.
Yeah, but tonight you're gonna do something besides hitting people.
Okay, he's strong, so speed and stealth are essential. Okay, everybody know the plan? [Raph and Donnie nod] Mikey?
[thinks for a moment] Um, maybe we should go over it one more time?
Don't worry. You're going to love this noodle place I found.
[nervous] And you're sure we'll be welcome?
Oh, yeah, Mr. Murakami doesn't care what you look like. In fact, he won't even know what you look like. He's blind.
Awesome! [Raph slaps him] I mean, for us, obviously.
[acting] Here I am, walking around in the big city, all alone! Oh, I sure hope no crazy pigeon man sneaks up on me! That would be the last thing I'd want!
You wanted me to be bait, I'm bait!
That's not how bait talks!
How do you know how bait talks?
I know bait doesn't talk back!
LR Leo, Raph and Mikey
Oooooooh!
Your skills are impressive. But they will not save you.
Oh, man. You think that's the Shredder?
Well, it's definitely a Shredder.
There is undoubtedly a fascinating story as to how my old nemesis came to teach ninjitsu to four mutant turtles. Perhaps I will let one of you live long enough to tell it.
You're gonna have to catch us first! Mikey!?
I think we define that word differently, Sensei.
It was like he was everywhere at once.
You were right about us being overconfident, Sensei. There's just some things we're not ready for.
Perhaps, but that no longer matters. It is clear now that the Shredder is a problem that will not go away. So prepare yourselves, my sons, because as of this moment... we are at war.
[Panting, turns to Master Splinter] Sensei, can we rest for a sec?
Rest? Hm. The Shredder will not rest... until you are all dead!
[Leo is watching Space Heroes. Just then, Raph turns the TV off with a shuriken.]
What? Hey, what are you doing?!
Oh sorry, it was Spike's idea. He said Space Heroes is too stupid for him.
That's saying something, considering he hangs out with you all day.
Oh, nice going, Leo. You made him angry, so I'm gonna mop the floor with your face!
I can help with that! [throws a water balloon at Raph's face, splashing him with water] Dr. Prankenstein strikes again!
[Raph comes up to him, furious.]
Dude, you should see your face right now. You look so mad!
Okay, Spike, you'll like this show. It's called "Does Mikey Bend that Way?"! [chases Mikey as he screams] Come here, you!
Mikey! Throw the water balloon!
The one you were gonna hit me with!
[looks at the water balloon behind his back] Dude, you are good. [Throws the water balloon, Leo and Mikey take cover, and the van explodes in seconds.]
Nice shot, M - [Gets hit by Mikey's water balloon.]
Doctor Prankenstein for the win!
You had two? Where do you keep them?
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