Pulverizer quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

Donnie

You okay?

Pulverizer

Uh, sure. [groans] You can survive with just one kidney, right?

Raph

Great, first this doofus gets in the way of a good Purple Dragon stomping, and now he knows where our lair is.

Pulverizer

Oh, no problem. I blacked out most of the way here.

Donnie

How do you even know we exist?

Pulverizer

Oh, I saw you months ago. [to Leo] You were like, "Let's finish this!" [to Raph] Oh, and you were like, all, "You're going down!" [to Mikey] And then you were, like, all, "Bees!" [to Donnie] Oh, and you were like... you were like the strong, silent type.

Pulverizer

[notices some Kraang tech] Hey, what's this? [picks up the Kraang tech, Donnie snatches it back] That looks like the stuff those guys were stealing.

Donnie

That's impossible. It's Kraang tech.

Pulverizer

[puzzled] What- what's a "Kraang"?

Raph

If we told you, we'd have to kill you. [pauses] You see, the Kraang are aliens from another dimension. [Leo elbows him to stop]

Pulverizer

This is my chance to be like you guys. Once I mutate I'll unleash all my awesome mutant powers on Shredder.

Donnie

Uh, doing the mutation thing is notoriously unpredictable and really stupid!