[The episode begins with Michelangelo and ice cream kitty watching an episodes of Crognard.]
CCrognard
Fly Go-lek, my lizard-steed! For Wizardess the Enchantress shall be rescued by Crognard the Barbarian!
[The wizardess is in the clutches of a monster.]
WWizardess
Crognard, am I glad to-[Screams.]
[The monster eats her alive.]
CCrognard
Fear my barbarian punch! Rah!
[The hero punches the monster.]
Fear my barbarian punch! Rah! This is just what I needed, Ice Cream Kitty. An ice cream/pizza/cartoon party extravaganza! Uh! Pizza wrestling time! Take that!
[Mikey starts to wrestle while making a mess. While having fun, Mikey doesn't realize that he just completely make the mess all over the house. The others arrived.]
Mikey! What have you done?
Uh, hey guys. This isn't what it looks like. I was studying barbarian fighting techniques.
CaseyYou trashed the place.
[The pizza from the ceiling, falls on top of him. Mikey takes the pizza off and sees that he really trashed the place. Leo, Donnie and Raph, having a white eyes as fire in the background can be seen, are now annoyed and angry with Mikey for yet another of that mess.]
[enraged] THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU’VE MESSED THE PLACE UP IN A WEEK.
[Leo yelled at Mikey while he and the other two glared furiously at Mikey. It wasn’t long before Raph shoved a mop to Mikey and bellowed at him very loud.]
[harshly] CLEAN UP NOW!!! AND AS FOR YOU. [Ice Cream Kitty angrily yowls and throws ice cream flakes at his face. And Raph grabs her roughly and furiously throws Ice Cream Kitty into her freezer.] AH! AND STAY THERE! It better be spotless by the time we get back. Some ninja. You're just a big screw up!
[Mikey looks at them leaving, April stands there for a few moments, watches Mikey with a sympathetic expression on her face, before she leaves. However the others, save for April, don't realize that these words deeply hurt the youngest turtle. Heartbroken, Mikey stares at the place, upset, hurt and sad, because his brothers and Casey disrespects him. He picks up his stuff for another place to leave.]
I'm such a problem for them? Fine! I was just having fun. But I'm not gonna stay where I'm not wanted.
ICIce Cream Kitty
[Meows]
Ice Cream Kitty, tell the others I'm running away. I'll walk back to New York if I have to.
ICIce Cream Kitty
[Meows]
I'm sorry, my little friend. April will take care of you. Mmm.
What... what just happened? We're actually alive?
I think we... we went back in time, about six months, based on where the Earth is in its revolution around the sun.
Six months? Then that means everyone's back? Including Master Splinter?
Yes, Leonardo, but only for six months, and then, the Earth is doomed once more. Apologies.
I get it. We stop the Triceratons before they ever get a chance to use the Black Hole on Earth.
Indeed. The Triceratons are spending this time searching the universe for the three fragments of the black hole weapon. Many years ago, the Utroms broke the machine into three pieces, hiding each fragment in the safest parts of the galaxy they could find. We must find them before the Triceratons find the fragments and reassemble them.
And if we mess up, we just time travel back, right?
No, no, no, no. A Black Hole prevents repeated localized time travel because even time is subject to its attraction. If we fail, Earth is lost forever. But on the bright side, whoever gets a second chance?
Casey
So why do you care, alien robot dude? Why are you helping us?
Yeah, who are you anyway?
My name is Professor Zayton Honeycutt. I'm a friend of the Utroms. It was Bishop who sent me, and plus, I've always wanted to see Earth.
This energy is really screwing up my readings.
Casey
[shoves past Donnie] So fix it, genius. I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.
That's right, I am. Which clearly makes you the stupid one!
Ha! That definitely makes Raph the angry one.
I'm clearly the handsome one. Here, check it out. I got something for you. [holds out his fist; Mikey hits Raph's fist with his own, only for him to smack his helmet] Ha! You're the gullible one.
[shoves Raph] I'm tired of you picking on me! Ever since we were little, you've been giving me shell wedgies, wet willies, and reptile rug burns, and-
Mikey, Raph, enough! We're on a serious mission here. So stop it!
Well, this isn't good. We're going around in circles.
[Donnie shakes his scanner around in anger to get it to work, but it shorts out.]
Casey
[groans] We've been walking for miles, Donnie. That scanner's as useless as that gap in your teeth.
Oh, let's not go back there, Casey. You know my gap is way more awesome than your gap.
Casey
My gap is way bigger than yours. You got a baby gap.
[Both growl at each other. Mikey gets between them.]
Will you two cut it out? You're more annoying than Raph!
[Raph tackles Mikey to the ground. Casey hits Donnie with his hockey stick and jumps onto his shell. Leo grabs Raph to get him off Mikey.]
[Raph gets out of Leo's grip and dodges Mikey’s punch, causing Mikey to hit Leo instead. April runs over to Donnie and Casey to stop their fighting.]
What are you doing? Professor, a little help?
[Donnie, Raph, Mikey and Casey continue fighting. Fugitoid shoots lasers by their feet, making them stop.]
You must all stop! [holds up his hand] Don't make me smack you. You see this? This is my smacking hand. I'll use it!
He's right, guys. What the heck is wrong with us?
MAMale Aeons
Thank you. You saved us from ourselves.
The demons were the Aeons all along?
MAMale Aeons
The Utrom entrusted us with the first fragment of the Black-Hole Generator for safekeeping. We Aeons had never allowed technology on our world before. Entranced by its immense power, we desired to know its secrets and hid away our beloved Sol Star, thus corrupting our world and us with it. Thank you, friends, for saving our world.
[Breaks off a piece of the mystical Sol Star and hands it to April]
AAeons
Take this. It is a tiny fragment of our Sol Star. It will bring you both luck and power.
Casey
Goodbye, glow-y dudes.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · 371 quotes
