A character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)
Voiced by Rob Paulsen
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · 371 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012): in 41 of its 371 quotes
Most scenes with: Leonardo (23), Michelangelo (21), Raphael (16)
Is that a tiara? I love tiaras.
DonatelloIt's not a tiara. It's a psychic neural transmitter.
Whoa, that was gonna be my second guess.
Donnie salvaged it from the Kraang ship. He's gonna use it to test my psychic powers.
Cool.
(About Splinter's troubled state of mind)
There's got to be a way to reach him.
Red, remember the time when you reached the guys through their dreams? Maybe you could the same for Splinter. You know, like mind meld and stuff.
DonatelloBased on my research on telepathy, it might be possible.
Father?
Sensei.
My sons.
You're back.
DonatelloI can't believe it.
How I have missed you, my sons. And the rest of my family.
Just don't try and eat my face anymore.
It's okay, Karai. It's me, Mikey- your brother.
Karai, remember us. We're your friends. Remember who you are.
DonatelloShe's becoming more snake-like by the hour. She doesn't understand, Leo.
She understands, Donnie. You're changing, Karai. We want to help you.
Leo.
(Manages to revert between her human and snake forms)
Whoa.
Help me. Pleassse.
Come back with us. Karai.
No. Too dangerousss.
DonatelloOh my gosh. Guys, this is even worse then I thought. Shredder's mixture- it's not an explosive.
So what is it?
DonatelloI think he's working on a mind-control serum. If it works, he could use it on Karai or us or every single person in New York City.
They saw something, but they don't know what.
[on TV] And that "something" seemed to be four human-sized mutant turtles.
At least she doesn't know they're ninjas.
[on TV] And they appeared to be carrying ninja weapons.
Or that they're named after artists?
[on TV] Furthermore, they may also be…
[turns off the TV, annoyed] Oh, doesn't she ever shut up?
[angrily, turns on his sons] How could you all be so careless!? Secrecy is the most important rule of the ninja, and you have broken it! You four are forbidden from leaving the lair!
[shocked, enraged] What!? You can't hold that sloppy escape against us! We got slimed with toxic puke!
[angrily] Silence!
DonatelloBut, Sensei, if that pile of muck took us down, you know he's dangerous.
Which means we need to be out there looking for him.
[angrily] No! Until I decide I can trust you to watch yourselves, you will remain here, grounded! [storms off as The Turtles disappointed at this.]
[groans]
Oh, yeah. Crognard marathon.
[Throws his staff at the television set] And no TV!
Raph, do it! End this!
DonatelloWhat's he waiting for?
Raphael is mine now to control, as are your other mutant friends.
[he and April are doing practice] Hang out? We're practicing our katas. Wanna jump in?
Nuh?
[cut to Raphael playing with his action figures in his bedroom, Michelangelo walks by]
Huh?
[angrily turns red] Mikey! Get Out! Out! [He throws his action figure in Mikey's face, but fails]
Nuh?
[Raphael continues to playing with his action figure]
[cut to Donatello busy typing a keyboard for retro mutagen for Karai in his lab]
DonatelloI'm too busy to hang out, Mikey. I'm still looking for a retro mutagen for Karai. You see, if I can reverse engineer the main chemical sequence, I think I can ignite the kind of reaction needed to re-write The deoxyribonucleic acid of-
[groans]
DonatelloYou know, I gotta admit, sometimes I can be hard on you and act like you're not as smart as me.
No worries, brah.
DonatelloBut now I finally understand how you feel all the time.
Thanks, Donnie. [realizes he's been insulted] Wait a sec. DONNIE!
Donnie, you know how much this means to Sensei.
DonatelloLeo, I'm trying as hard as I can.
Well try harder.
DonatelloTry harder!? I always have to find the solution! You're leader, Leo! You find the answer! Or what about Raph!?
I got the answer for you- Karai's a lost cause!
Don't say that, dude!
I am Lord Vringath Dregg, ruler of Planet Sectoid, lord of all insect life in the universe, and bringer of your deaths!
[Pretending to call someone] Ah, could you hang on a second? I just got a phone call here from someone named I don't give a flying-
Donatello[interrupting Raphael, Sarcastically] That's great! Thanks, Raph... Nice diplomacy there.
What... what just happened? We're actually alive?
DonatelloI think we... we went back in time, about six months, based on where the Earth is in its revolution around the sun.
Six months? Then that means everyone's back? Including Master Splinter?
Yes, Leonardo, but only for six months, and then, the Earth is doomed once more. Apologies.
I get it. We stop the Triceratons before they ever get a chance to use the Black Hole on Earth.
Indeed. The Triceratons are spending this time searching the universe for the three fragments of the black hole weapon. Many years ago, the Utroms broke the machine into three pieces, hiding each fragment in the safest parts of the galaxy they could find. We must find them before the Triceratons find the fragments and reassemble them.
And if we mess up, we just time travel back, right?
No, no, no, no. A Black Hole prevents repeated localized time travel because even time is subject to its attraction. If we fail, Earth is lost forever. But on the bright side, whoever gets a second chance?
So why do you care, alien robot dude? Why are you helping us?
Yeah, who are you anyway?
My name is Professor Zayton Honeycutt. I'm a friend of the Utroms. It was Bishop who sent me, and plus, I've always wanted to see Earth.
DonatelloFugitoid, start the ship!! Start the ship!!
Oh, I can't believe you managed to tick off the most dangerous criminal the universe!
DonatelloApril, you gotta reach Fugitoid.
Let me see what I can do. [Utilizes her telepathic abilities to enter Fugitoid's subconscious mind via emitting a yellowish psionic wave] Professor Honeycutt, it's me- April- your friend! You have to fight Overmind.
You will not take control.
You are Professor Zayton Honeycutt! You are a D-Hoonibian.
[Finally manages to reach Fugitoid's consciousness psionically]
Yes. I am Professor Honeycutt! I am back!
Uh, I don't know about this, Professor.
Well, the theory is sound. April will psychically project you into Michelangelo's mind.
DonatelloTrying to navigate Mikey's mind is like trying to watch every TV channel at once.
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