April quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

Leonardo

It seems like you been avoiding us lately, April.

April

It's not my fault. Dad's alien abduction nightmares are getting worse. He barely let's me out of the house.

I'm sorry, April. It's just... What if the Kraang are still out there? I'll do anything to protect you.

April

[faced with Mutagen Man] Donnie's monster?! Can't I go a MONTH without some mutant attacking me? [Casey gets in front of her] What are you doing?

Casey

Whatever that thing is, it's pure evil, and completely cool looking!! I'll handle this, sweetheart.

April

"Sweetheart"?

Splinter

It is very good to see you again, April.

April

I missed you, Master Splinter. I hope we can start training again soon.

Splinter

Of course. [bows down] Whenever you wish.

April

[to the Turtles] I never got a chance to tell you guys that I'm sorry, for everything.

Leo

You're sorry? But we were the ones that screwed up.

April

It was an accident. And most importantly, you're my friends. I don't ever want to hold a grudge ever again.

Casey

How do you know these freaks?

April

These are the... other friends I told you about.

Casey

So they're NOT the bad guys?

April

No way! [sighs] Casey Jones, meet Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo...

Mikey

What up? [gets smacked by Raph]

April

...and the one and only Raphael.

Casey

So the Turtles are all... Italian?

Splinter

No. I named them after my favorite painters and sculptors of the Italian Renaissance.

Casey

[gasps, screams, and then faints in shock]

April

Casey? Casey, wake up! [shakes, then slaps his face; Casey wakes up] This is Master Splinter, Casey. He's cool.

Splinter

You do not have to fear me, my friend. Rest assured, I do not bite.

Casey

He's a giant, t-t-talking rat?!

April

Saved by Raph? I'm never gonna live this down.

Raph

We've all been there, April.

Donnie

This...doesn't seem possible.

April

What is it? What’s wrong?

Donnie

Based on all the evidence I’ve clued from the lab, your cellular makeup is actually a morph-genetic blend of human and Kraang DNA.

April

Wait. Are you saying...?

Donnie

You're not entirely human, April. That's why you have psychic powers. In fact, you are a half human, half alien-mutant.

A mutant!?

Mikey

Oh, yeah! Welcome to the family!

April

You know, Casey, it's awesome there's someone else who knows about the Turtles. I have, like, no one talk to. Especially after Dad turned into a mutant-bat.

Casey

I know. 4 mutant-turtles living a sewer with a talking rat? I mean, you couldn't make this stuff up.

Raph

[sees Mikey] Mikey. Oh, I'm so glad to see you. What the heck's happening to us, man?! [Mikey says nothing] Uh, you okay? [Mikey's head pops off and out comes cockroaches] I'LL BURY YOU, COCKROACH!

Mikey

KEEP AWAY FROM ME! STAY BACK! I WON'T LET YOU TAKE MY BRAIN JUICE!

April

STOP FOLLOWING ME, DAD!

Donnie

NO, LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE!

What's the matter, freak, scared?! Maybe I should put you out of your misery.

Karai

All my life I was raised to believe Shredder was my father, that Splinter was the enemy. So when Leo told me Splinter was my true father, I couldn't accept it. But then I began to have doubts about Shredder's honor.

April

Doubts about the evil villain of the Foot clan?

Karai

He's trying to use me to set a trap for the Turtles. But I can't. Even if it means betraying Shredder.

April

I'm gonna fix this! I'm gonna find your brothers and Casey.

You can't go out there, April! You have to stay with me. I'm scared.

Raph

"Sensei, you in here?"

April

"He's not here. I don't sense him."

Raph

We gotta move. Kraang Prime is stomping this way.

Mikey

Raph!

Raph

Awe. I missed you, too, little brother.

April

Casey! I was scared I'd lost you forever.

Casey

No worries, Red. Your man is here.

Donnie

Not to break this up, but Leo is still out there.

Raph

What!?

Mikey

Long story, Bro. Basically-

Raph

Leo!!

April

Oh, Leo.

Raph

He's still breathing.

Mikey

Dude, his shell is cracked.

Donnie

I'm sorry, Leo. You were right. If we just left the city when you said, the Kraang would never have found the lair and started the invasion. None of this would've happened.

April

I have a place we can go upstate- My old family home. We can stay as long as we want. No one's around for miles.

Casey

Upstate, huh? Sounds good to Casey Jones.

April

Did you find your dad and little sister?

Casey

No sign of 'em. They probably got Kraang-atized.

Mikey

What's gonna happen now, Raph?

Raph

For the first time in my life, I have no idea, little brother.

Mikey

I miss Master Splinter.

April

You're not just a mutant, Donnie. You're my mutant.

Donnie

I understand ... nothing.

April

Here, Mom. (Gives her a cup of hot tea)

Thank you, April. I'm still a little shaky. I know this is hard to believe, but, the Kraang ship has been here for years. It was your great-grandfather who discovered it. He made the mistake of awakening the Kraang. They paid him back by experimenting on him, and his entire bloodline. They knew we were the key to unlocking their precious mutagen. We were their Guinea pigs.

Michelangelo

Aw. Guinea pigs are so cute.

Raphael

I told you not to be stupid, you moron!

After you were born, it was clear you were very special. We knew it was only a matter of time before the Kraang came for you. We escaped. Kirby fled with you to the city, but I was recaptured and put into stasis.

April

All these years. I never knew what happened to you. I didn't know what to think. Dad would never tell me.

Now you know. And now we never have to be apart again. Where is Kirby anyway?

Casey

Oh, he got turned into a freaky Kraang-headed mu-

Raphael

You had to pull a Mikey didn't ya?

Leonardo

He's just kidding, Mrs. O'Neil. Kirby's on a...safari in Puerto Rico. He won't be back for a while.

I'm just so glad to have my April back.