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Leo, it's not that bad. You blew up the Kraang ship.
[dejected] But I also blew our chance to get Karai on our side.
RaphLook, she's Shredder's daughter! His blood! She was never gonna be on our side!
Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe I just was believing what I wanted to.
I've been there, dude. For me, it was leprechauns.
Are you seriously comparing what I am going through to the time you found out leprechauns aren't real?
Leprechauns aren't real!?
[with Leo's katana swords] Look, I'm Leo. [deeper pitched voice] Guys, shh. We have to be quiet. Ninjas are quiet. Quiet down.
[Raph and Donnie laugh]
[offended] I sound nothing like that!
Raph[sarcastically] Yes, that's why we're laughing, because you sound nothing like that.
Hey, Raph! Fire the weapons!
RaphI don't think so.
See, that's your problem. If I were in charge of weapons, I'd be firing at things all the time. That mailbox, blam! That newsstand, boom! That port-a-potty, splat!
And that's why you're not in charge of the weapons. Now get back to your station and tell me which way to go.
Hmm... okay. Uh, you should turn right. [Leo turns right] ...three blocks ago.
[Leo, Donnie and Raph groan.]
RaphLet's trash the place.
Hold on, Raph. This is a recon mission. We go in there, find out what the Kraang are up to, and then we trash the place.
RaphFine. Wake me when we get to the trashing part.
RaphI can't believe Mikey actually came through.
I can't believe he fired the Shellraiser cannon inside the lair.
I told you you should let me shoot it more often. [eats some pizza and burps; to Donnie] Pizza me.
No, I'm not gonna "pizza you".
I guess you're right. It's not like I did something incredibly brave and saved your life.
You did save our lives. But you also used my favorite comic book as TOILET PAPER!
Yeah, but I only did it so you'd chase me.
Well, it worked! [starts chasing Mikey]
WAIT! STOP!
MIKEY!
[Leo pounces on Mikey and beats him up]
I'M A HERO!
What the heck was that?
RaphI was just having some fun. You know how much Mikey loves the Donnie puppet.
Dude, April was watching.
RaphI'm pretty sure she liked it... too. Wait. You still think you have a shot with her?
Well... er, I mean-
RaphWow. That's adorable and sad. It's "sadorable". Look, if you wanna impress April, better leave me out of it.
Why would Donnie try to rescue April's dad by himself?
RaphMaybe because I told him he has no shot with April?
What? Why would you say that?
RaphBecause he has no shot with April!
Well, yeah, but you don't tell him that!
The heart's a soft muscle, man. A soft muscle. Squish.
RaphCan this night get any worse?!
Guys, I think that mutant was Mr. O'Neil.
How could you tell?
You see many giant, red-bearded, middle-aged bats running lately?
(Leo's right, boys.) We gotta go after her!
RaphBut what about all that mutagen? We got canisters spread all over the city!
It's gonna have to wait, Raph. April's dad comes first.
Track it with this. It's aligned with the radar dishes we placed throughout the city. It will create a triangulated pulse--
Raph(pinching the bridge of his nose) English, Professor Brainioff.
(slowly, annoyed) It will detect the Kraang spaceship.
RaphWhat the heck is this nonsense? It's terrible!
Terribly awesome! I found these old tapes in a dumpster.
Tapes?
Check it out.
Dude, this is awful. And you guys complained about Space Heroes.
RaphTheir lips don't even match what they're saying! I could NEVER watch a show this bad!
[Later, all four turtles are addicted to the show.]
RaphSo she's the princess of an entire planet? Cool!
Yep, and she also pilots the robot's left leg. She rules! But that scientist dude made the robot.
The story has such an intricate, layered plot. Four stars!
[On TV] P-p-princess, I'd like to invite you for space dinner, if you please. Yes?
What, I, date a weakling like you? [walks away] Not for 10,000 Zarkon crystals!
[Leo, Raph, and Mikey laugh.]
Donnie, that is so you and April, dude!
IT IS NOT! This show is lame, anyway. The plot makes zero sense! [heads into his lab] I'll be in the lab.
[after a stealth attack from Leo] What was that?
THAT, was a stealth attack. [eats pizza] And that is what we're gonna be doing in today's training session.
No fair! I couldn't see you coming!
RaphThat's why it's called 'stealth', genius.
Why would you eat a slice of pizza you found on the roof anyway?
Roof pizza is like one of my top ten favorite types of pizza.
From what I could translate from the orb, it seems the Kraang are building some advanced heavy weaponry.
Any guess what it could be?
[raises his hand] Ooh! Lasers disguised as burritos! Yes! It all makes sense now.
RaphIt DOES make sense... you have the brain of an AVOCADO!
Alright, guys, stay focused. We find the weapon and we destroy it, and then we get Mexican... pizza.
RaphWhat are you doing, Leo!? I was goin' for Mikey!
What part of "last Turtle standing" don't you understand!?
Saved by Raph? I'm never gonna live this down.
RaphWe've all been there, April.
This...doesn't seem possible.
What is it? What’s wrong?
Based on all the evidence I’ve clued from the lab, your cellular makeup is actually a morph-genetic blend of human and Kraang DNA.
Wait. Are you saying...?
You're not entirely human, April. That's why you have psychic powers. In fact, you are a half human, half alien-mutant.
A mutant!?
Oh, yeah! Welcome to the family!
Donnie107 quotes
Leo107 quotes
Mikey99 quotes
AprilMae Whitman · 81 quotes
SplinterHoon Lee · 59 quotes
Leonardo44 quotes
DonatelloRob Paulsen · 41 quotes
CaseyJosh Peck · 39 quotes
KaraiKelly Hu · 36 quotes
MichelangeloGreg Cipes · 36 quotes
RaphaelSean Astin · 35 quotes
ShredderKevin Michael Richardson · 20 quotes
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