Shini and Casey will be all right. They just need to rest.
Guys, I'm so sorry. I was ashamed by what I did going after Tatsu. I didn't think it would come back to hurt us.
LeoSplinter once taught me: "Underestimating your enemy is a deadly weakness, but trusting in your allies is a great strength." We're gonna need your help against Hothead.
Whoa. I can't think of anything more frightening than Shredder coming back to life.
We can't let that happen! We have to stop Tiger Claw and Kavaxas once and for all!
I kinda like you ticked off, Donnie.
Leo
Being ticked off isn't gonna help anything! It's your fault we blew it, Donnie!
Vizioso is a minor inconvenience compared to Kavaxas. How do we stop that monster!?
Tiger Claw has this seal that seems to control him. It's some kind of ancient magic. If we get it away from him...
Maybe we could control Hothead. Then he could make us pizza, play video games with me, even clean my room!
(The other Turtles, Karai, and April glare at him)
Leo
All right, first things first.
Leo
Mikey! Are you OK?
I made it out by the skin of my shell, Dude.
We better get you back to the Lair, pronto. You'll be okay, Mikey.
What do we do? Can they really bring back Shredder!?
Leo
We don't stop fighting, Karai. We take them all down. Tiger Claw, Kavaxas- All of them!
(Using her psychic power of lie detection)
Calm down. He means well. For once. I don't think it's a trick.
Leo
All right, Fishface, start talking.
You want to know the truth behind the Shredder mutants, yes? Well, prepare yourself for a wild tale: Remember when Shredder fought Splinter? Some of Shredder's experimental mutagen fell into the sewers. A man who was roaming the sewers found the green glowing ooze. And for some reason, I do not wish to know why, he touched it and become the first of these monstrous creatures. He later found more people on the streets, creating a small army dedicated to the Shredder. These clones built an underground shrine to Shredder. All of them possessing random thoughts, memories of Shredder. And that was when Tiger Claw, hunting for you Turtles, found them. He used their strength and dedication to build a new Foot army.
So are you gonna help us bring down Kavaxas?
Heck no! This is getting to be too much, even for a talking fish. Shredder is back, and he's all gross, and undead, and disgusting.
Leo
[shocked] They already brought Shredder back?!!
Yes. It's all beginning to be too much, even for a talking fish. I want to return to a simple life of crime; stealing stuff and romancing the ladies. Later, Turtlerugas.
SSSplinter's Spirit
Goodbye, my family. I love you all.
[Returns to Heaven]
So long, Master Splinter.
Leo
We got the Seal. We're gonna smash it to into dust and spread it over the ocean. That power will never be used again.
LLeatherhead
Tiger Claw helped us. He left declaring a truce.
I guess, miracles really can happen.
Like that amazing sunset. I was pretty sure we'd never see one of those again.
Leo
Come on, team. Lets go home.
Hold on, Leo. I want to appreciate this moment for a little while longer.
[Runs to his Salamandrian girlfriend and the two lovingly embrace]
How I have missed you, Raphael.
[in a whisper] Yikes. I can't believe Raph has the hots for a big newt.
Leo
I know, right? He's got weird taste. [He nudges her to remind her that she shouldn't call the kettle black, seeing as how she's a mutant snake dating a Mutant Turtle, causing her to blush.]
SCSal Commander
We need your help.
A criminal Salamandrian is off hunting Utrom between here and Dimension X.
Those poor Utroms. Who would be bad enough to do that?
Leo
The Newtralizer.
Yeah but we zapped him out of existence when we destroyed his teleportor.
SCSal Commander
No. He lives.
[shaking Leo] LEO, WAKE UP!!!
Leo
Raph? It was a... dream?
No kidding, turtle dummy.
You were controlled by Jei's magic.
We all had the same dream. And when he destroyed us, we woke up.
But why? Why's he messing with us like that? Not cool, yo.
It's gonna have to move. Well, here's your chance, small fry. Let's see you move this "mountain."
Ha! Stand aside, peasants.
[Pushes hard on the boulder, but it does not budge]
Did you see it move? 'Cause I sure didn't.
My paws are cold. I can't get a...good grip!
Hey, what happened to your "great strength", Golden Boy?
Your foul stench poisoned me!
Leo
Hey, lighten up, Raph. The kid tried. That's something.
[Usagi uses his katana to push the boulder away with ease which surprises the other Turtles and impresses Leo]
Sometimes strength is not enough.
[narrating] Finally, in this isolated secret chamber, we were safe. And that is how our first great adventure led us home. Now I have a gift for each of you, as we continue our journey. Although these are mostly from your own choosing, it is clear to me they chose you. The katana, a royal samurai weapon for those with courage and keen skill.
Young Leo
Hai, Sensei.
The sai for a fierce and fearless warrior who will always fight the hardest for his family.
The bo staff for a thoughtful soul and a peaceful heart.
[Splinter looks at young Mikey who's eating popcorn]
The nunchaku because... they are perfect for you. My sons, the next level of your training has begun. Are you ready?
Turtle Warriors. I was worried the Time Scepter wouldn't have enough power. Thank goodness, you're all okay.
Yeah! She and Casey got turned into vampire zombies.
Leo
It's not just April and Casey. Look! I don't understand. How could this happen?
It's Savanti Romero. He's behind this.
The evil time dude? I thought we got rid of that ugly, jerk face?
He escaped and it's kind of my fault. Let me give you the 711.
My boss, Lord Simultaneous, wanted to check up on Savanti when we banished him to the precarious period. He got the jump on me, and stole my emergency backup time jumper. All time masters have one in case we get stuck in the past. I was able to track him back here, but I was too late.
Leo
Uh...where did he get all those monsters?
He somehow recruited them on his trip through time, so he can rule the world.
You really are the worst time traveler ever! The worst!!
Back off, bro! She needs our help! Don't worry, girl. I got your back. And front.
Leo
We have to find a way to stop this madness.
What about April and Casey?
If my plan succeeds, your friends will return to normal as if none of this ever happened. All we have to do is-
SRSavanti Romero
Ah, Renet. I actually found you, but far too late. In a matter of days, this entire city will be infected, becoming my monstrous slaves! Then the future will belong to monsters such as I- Savanti Romero!
Leo
That's not gonna happen, lemon head!
SRSavanti Romero
I must thank you for finding the Turtles. Now I can destroy them and ensure my future!
Not if I have anything to say about it!!
[Opens a time portal, hurling the Turtles into the distant past once again]
SRSavanti Romero
Renet, I'll get you!!
Leo
Where are we?
We're in ancient Egypt? Wow. The Egyptian pyramids, the Sphinx. It still has its nose.
Ooh. A nose. Big deal! What are doing here, Renet!?
Leo
Yeah? What does this have to do with Savanti Romero? And when are we?
The Nile Valley, in the Dark Ages, in the late fifth century. This is the first time and place Savanti Romero started building his monster army. Oh, man! I should've known all that time travel would drain the Scepter!
So now we're stuck here!?
Don't worry. It still has enough power to get us back. We have to conserve its energy. There won't be a place to plug it in for the next two millennia. Very not cold.
Leo
Where and when are we, Renet!?
We're in Transylvania, in the early 13th century.
Transylvania? Isn't that next to New York?
That's Pennsylvania, Dummy!
Not cool. Transylvania is very haunted this time of year.
EEsmeralda
and my father. What will become of him?
Leo
We gotta follow.
This will completely depower my staff, but we gotta stop Savanti. For good!
[Tears another doorway through time and space ]
Don't worry, Esmeralda. We'll save your dad.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · 371 quotes
