Vernon quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

Vernon

This is the story of the century. And I caught it, all by myself.

April

[outraged] With my video camera.

Vernon

[smugly] Who cares? I'm Channel 6's new star reporter now.

Irma

[angry] Oooh, of all the lowdown, sneaky, backstabbing...

Michelangelo

Hey, don't sweat dudettes. The whole world's got his numero.

Donatello

Yeah. He'll be lucky to keep his own job.

Raphael

Yeah. Once it gets out that he totally blew the story of the century.

Vernon

[indignantly] Just what are you blabbering on about?

Raphael

Looks like you forgot to take the lens cap off, Mr "star reporter".

Vernon

[shocked and sinks to his knees] Oh. All that great footage....gone.

April

Yep. Along with any hopes you had of stealing my job.

Tiffany

[camera clicks] Say, "cheese!"

Cheese!

April

Oh, no. Raphael?

Mr. Thompson

Donatello?

Vernon

Leonardo?

Irma

Michelangelo?

April

Turtles, where are you?

Irma

Well, it's nice to know that prison life isn't all bad.

[off-screen; to Vernon and Irma] Nono, please! [?] Not-! That's disgusting!

Vernon

[groaning] Speaking of things that are bad!

Irma

Ew! Yuck! I've never seen such revolting looking food in my life.

Leonardo

Irma, Vernon, where did you come from?

Vernon

It's too painful to talk about.

Raphael

Gravity to do that.

Shredder

Grab the Irma!

Vernon

Uh-oh. SHREDDER?

Michelangelo

It's Shredder!

Donatello

Oh, no.

Irma

[plays the guitar and sings "If I Didn't Have You 2" by Monsters, Inc.]

April

Forget it, Irma, you're not suppose watching the Monsters, Inc.

Irma

I anything keep it singing, right.

Dregg

[grabs Irma] Gotcha!

Vernon

Let her go!

Mr. Thompson

Irma, let her go! I suppose to be turtles!

Shredder

[to April] Dregg, Bebop, Rocksteady, seize her!