Stiles quotes from Teen Wolf

Stiles

Oh, Liam, go home. You're not coming with us.

Liam

Why not?

Stiles

Because it's a full moon, and I don't feel like driving all the way down to Mexico just to have you rip my throat out.

Liam

You can lock me up, right? Chain me down to the backseat or something?

Malia

You tore through the last chains, remember?

Stiles

Yeah, we would have to freeze you in carbonite to get you down there.

Liam

[shrugs] Okay, then where do we get carbonite?

Stiles

[appalled that he hasn't seen Star Wars] Seriously? You haven't seen it either?

Derek

Liam, you with me? We have a mantra that we use. You repeat it, you focus on the words. It's like meditating.

Liam

[struggling] Okay, okay, okay! What are the words?

Derek

Okay, look at the triskelion. See the symbol? I have a tattoo on my back, it's the same thing. Each spiral means something.

Stiles

Alpha, Beta, Omega.

Derek

It represents the idea that we can always rise to one and fall back to another. [...] All you ave to do is say the three words, and with each one, you tell yourself you're getting calmer, more in control.

Liam

[sighs in relief] I can't believe I did it. For a minute there, I thought I was gonna tear the two of you apart.

Stiles

Yeah, that would have made for an awkward ride home. So, thanks.

Stiles

Hi, Dad. Okay, Dad, I know you're angry--

[interrupts] Oh, I'm beyond angry. I've reached a level of fury that you could not possibly comprehend.

Stiles

[sighs] Okay, well, when I get back, you can ground me.

Ground you? Ground you? I'm going to hobble you!

Liam

[nervously] Then, Stiles said that Scott and Kira were stuck in Mexico, which is why they missed the game. Uh, so we went down to Mexico to drive them back from Mexico, and that's why we all missed practice. [Coach glares at him] ...'Cause... we were all in Mexico.

[to Scott] You took Kira on a date to Mexico?

Scott

[awkwardly] ...It was our first real date?

In Mexico?

Stiles

...They wanted to do something special?

Okay. I believe you.

Liam

[relieved] Really?

Absolutely not. But, I've had experiences south of the border that would knock the genitals off you boys.

Stiles

You alright? You starting to feel it?

Scott

No. Just thinking...

Stiles

About what?

Scott

Senior year.

Stiles

[scoffs] Senior year? Come on, that's-that's nothing. That's going to be easy.

Scott

It's more like something Deaton told me once. You ever hear of "regression to the mean?"

Stiles

No, I don't think so...

Scott

It was his way of saying that life can't ever be all good or all bad. You know, eventually things have to come back to the middle. So, think about the last few months. Things have been good, right? But not amazing.

Stiles

Yeah, but no one's tried to kill us in six months, either...

Scott

Right. We've been pretty much in the middle for awhile. Which means... at some point, the scale has to tip one way or the other. Things are going to get really good again...

Stiles

...Or really bad.

Scott

[to Liam] It's not that we don't trust you--

Stiles

[interrupts] --It's that I don't trust you--

Scott

--But after that last full moon...

Liam

[defensively] It was one slip-up!

Stiles

Slip up? A dozen calls to the Sheriff's Department about a "monstrous dog-boy" running around the streets of Beacon Hills-- naked?

Scott

[confused] Why were you naked?

Liam

[exasperated] It was really hot out that night, okay? Let me go!

Stiles

How come when we graduate, we're just expected to go our separate ways? If I already found the best people in my life, why aren't I fighting to stay with them, you know?

Malia

Isn't that the plan? The dream?

Stiles

The vision. And don't mock the vision!

Malia

[smiles] I like the vision. Especially if I'm part of it.

Stiles

She would have been with us.

Lydia

She still is.

Stiles

[about Theo] Dad, this kid's a werewolf!

Your best friend is a werewolf! Your girlfriend is a werecoyote. I still don't know what Kira's supposed to be. When the flying monkeys come soaring through this station, you will have my undivided attention. Until then, just go to school.

Stiles

[about Theo] Who speeds? People trying to get away from something!

Malia

Well, how many tickets do you have?

Stiles

[offended] None!

Malia

How many would you have if your dad didn't get you out of them?

Stiles

...Seventeen.

Malia

[about Theo] I don't know, Stiles. I mean, I see why you're worried. He's really hot! He's got like, great hair, a perfect body... You should definitely feel threatened...

Stiles

[offended] Thank you! Because I do. Now more than ever.

Malia

You want me to torture him?

Stiles

No, I don't want you to torture him!

Malia

I'm pretty sure I can take him.

Stiles

[about Theo] No. Don't give me that look.

Scott

We have to give people the benefit of the doubt sometimes.

Stiles

Not this time, alright? I'm right! There's something off about him, I can feel it.

Scott

[gives him a look] Lydia's the psychic, not you.

Stiles

She's not a psychic! She's a Banshee, okay? There's a difference!

Kira

How did you get his transfer form?

Scott

[exasperated] You didn't break into the Administration office...

Stiles

No, I did not break into the Administration office!

Stiles

Okay, I might have broken into the Administration office...

Stiles

If Theo's parents are both psychotic killers, then obviously, we should not trust him, right?

Malia

...My parents are Peter and the Desert Wolf...