Malia quotes from Teen Wolf

Malia

They're gone. Hayden and Liam are gone.

Malia

Braeden, it's me. I'm at the school, and we need you. Bring your shotgun. [She pauses for a moment] Bring all your shotguns.

Stiles

I was kind of wondering why you punched me...

Malia

Did you think I was going to thank you?

Stiles

No... [She stares at him skeptically] ...Maybe. We did kind of save your life?

Malia

[sarcastically] You're right, Stiles. Thank you. Thanks for invading my home, for putting me on the run. For turning me back to human, so that I could look at my father every day and try to figure out how to explain to him that the reason my sister and mother are dead is because I almost ate them on a full moon. Thank you so very much.

Scott

What are you doing here?

Malia

I heard you were coming to talk to Peter. And, since Lydia tells me he's basically Satan in a v-neck, I figured you shouldn't be alone.

Scott

Peter, this is Malia.

Peter

[stunned] Beautiful eyes. Did you get them from your father?

Malia

Mother.

Peter

Interesting. Anyway, I'm sure they've told you a lot about me.

Malia

The homicidal killing spree came up.

Peter

[smirks] Well, we're all works in progress.

Peter

Can't someone in this town stay dead?

Malia

I think they were hoping you would.

Malia

I hate math. It's pointless.

Stiles

It's school! School is important, and math is essential.

Malia

[annoyed] To what?

Stiles

[winks] Knowing how much to tip at restaurants.

Lydia

[rolls her eyes in annoyance] And other less important things, like medicine, economics, engineering...

Stiles

[to Malia] Tipping!

Scott

We're going to use the boathouse for Liam. It's got support beams, we can chain him to one of them.

Kira

But how do we get him out to the lake house if he doesn't trust us?

Stiles

I say if it keeps him from murdering someone, we chloroform the little bastard and throw him in the lake.

Malia

[raises hand] I'm in!

Stiles

Just breathe, okay? I'm not going to leave you.

Malia

What if I hurt you?

Stiles

You're not going to!

Malia

But I want to. Ugh! I look at your face, and I want to smash it! I want to tear it! I want to feel your bones crack between my hands!

Stiles

[unfazed] Surprisingly enough, you're not the first person to ever say something like that. I'm not leaving you, and I'm not going to let you hurt anyone.

Lydia

Eichen House says Meredith can't have visitors without permission from a family member.

Malia

That's not gonna be easy, since her whole family is dead...

Lydia

Perfect.

Malia

Okay, maybe we go back to the art room? Or music room?

Lydia

I'm not plucking piano strings for two hours, waiting for some supernatural inspiration.

Malia

Fine. What else do banshees do?

Lydia

[frustrated] You think I know? I can't just turn this on. I'm not like you guys. I don't have claws, or glowing eyes, or super senses. I just have voices in my head.

Malia

I'm sorry.

Derek

There's nothing to be sorry about. If they don't want to be found, then we're not going to find them. Some werewolves have an ability, a kind of mastery over their bodies where they can actually inhibit their scent.

Malia

They can hide from other werewolves?

Derek

From anyone who's trying to find them.

Malia

Maybe we need to try something different. Maybe we need to think like Stiles.

Derek

Like a hyperactive spazz?

Malia

What happened?

Derek

[horrified] I think they might have been poisoned.

Malia

That's great. If assassins with guns don't get you, then the ones with wolfsbane poison will. Or, maybe one with no mouth. Maybe we should all be running from Beacon Hills. Running for our lives. As fast as we can.

Kira

Where's Lydia?

Stiles

She took it her freshman year.

Malia

Does that mean I could have taken it some other time?

Scott

Malia, you studied harder for this than any of us!

Malia

Doesn't mean I'm going to do good.

Stiles

"Well."

Malia

[confused] Well, what?

Stiles

It's "do well," not "good."

Malia

[panics] Oh, god!

Malia

Kira, do you ever get the feeling that Scott and Stiles aren't telling you everything?

Kira

[anxious] What do you mean?

Malia

Like, they hide stuff.

Kira

I think if they did, they'd probably have a good reason...

Malia

[sighs] Do you know what they're hiding in the bag under Scott's bed?

Kira

[awkward] What? No, I've never been under Scott's bed. Or in it. Just on it... wearing clothes.