Mason quotes from Teen Wolf

Mason

You're coming! And, we're gonna find you a nice girl that you can embarrass yourself in front of, and find me a lacrosse player. Because statistically speaking, someone on your team has gotta be on my team, right?

Mason

[to Liam] I know something's going on. I know you don't want to talk about it. But you're still my best friend. And, um, considering the fact that the last good friend I made turned out to be a professional killer, I'm thinking that I don't have too many options for new ones. So, when you're ready to talk, talk. Until then, I know I can kick your ass at at least one of these games.

Mason

So our guidance counselor is a werewolf hunter? I'm never asking for guidance again.

Liam

I don't care if he's a foot taller than me. I think I can take him.

Mason

[not paying attention] Yeah...

Liam

[notices Mason's leering] What do you think you're doing?

Mason

What? Me? [scoffs] Agreeing with you! I'm being agreeable!

Liam

...You think he's hot, don't you?

Mason

No! No. Not at all. No way! ...Maybe. Yeah, maybe a little.

Liam

[sighs] He wants to destroy me.

Mason

I think you could definitely take him... And then give him to me.

Liam

Not gonna tell me to slow down?

Mason

Actually, I was gonna say, "Keep drinking." I think you should get drunk. And, I mean stumbling down, fall on your ass, passed out with your face in a toilet drunk.

Liam

[laughs] Why?

Mason

Maybe then, when I ask you what's going on, you'll be too drunk to lie. I'm not asking this because I want to know. I'm asking because I want to help.

Mason

This is the one I was telling you about. I got it from a rare book dealer in Germany. Cost me two hundred bucks, but it was totally worth it.

Liam

[nervously] You're still reading about this stuff?

Mason

[scoffs] I was attacked by an armour-plated giant wearing a bear skull! It left an impression. Look. Look!

Mason

Have you ever seen anything like this?

Liam

[lies] Uh, no! Never.

Mason

And then there's this whole section about the Nahual. Have you ever heard of the name Tezcat...

Liam

Tezcatlipoca? [Mason looks at him questioningly, and Liam plays dumb] No. No, never heard of him.

Mason

Look, I'm not saying I believe all of it one-hundred percent, but people around us seem to know things. Like Lydia? She knows things.

Liam

Dude, it's the first day at school. Shouldn't you be thinking about other things, like...

Liam

Like the soccer team?

Mason

[sarcastically] What do you think I'm going to do? Follow them out to the field and watch them practice while I pretend to study?

Liam

It's warm out-- they're probably going to be shirtless.

Mason

...I'll see you in physics.

Liam

Hey. Sorry I'm late.

Mason

Oh, no. You're not late. You missed it. I worked out... for two hours.

Liam

Yeah, I know. I forgot.

Liam

And I'm gonna tell you why. Actually, I'm gonna tell you a lot of things. A lot of really hard-to-believe things. Really hard to believe.

Mason

[scared] There's a wolf...

Liam

Yeah, I'm getting to that--

Mason

No, there's a wolf right behind you.

Liam

That's a wolf!

Lydia

Tracy wasn't just having trouble sleeping, it was a real disorder. It was night terrors.

Stiles

Well, now she's the night terror. Especially since no one can find her.

Scott

Okay, I know we're all tired and miserable...

Scott

...Except for you.

Mason

Oh, I'm sorry, this is all just so mind-blowing! [He looks over at Kira] You're a Kitsune! I don't even know what that is!

Kira

[bashfully] I'm still learning.

Stiles

Liam, we said you could tell him, not invite him to the inner circle.

Mason

[excitedly] Uh, I'm in the inner circle?

[simultaneously] No!

Scott

Guys, look-- back to Tracy. She's just one lone wolf. We can find her.

Malia

One lone serial-killing wolf.

Stiles

Uh, she only killed one person, you know. The other two were mauled, alright? What do we do when we catch her?

Malia

I say we put her down.

Mason

Intense.

Mason

So, he's a werewolf too?

Liam

Yup.

Mason

[smiles] This just gets better and better.

Mason

Liam, I thought you said this was a sinkhole.

Liam

It's a hole. What's the difference?

Mason

I mean, look at all these handprints, and look at all this dirt.

Brett

She didn't fall in here...

Liam

...She was buried.

Mason

[nods] Intense.

Mason

Can you put your phone away from five minutes? Scott can howl if he needs you.

Liam

[sighs] I just feel like I should be doing something.

Mason

You are! You're my wingman tonight. And, considering the state of my dating life, I need a wingman, co-pilot, and a really hot flight attendant.

Liam

I'm definitely not your hot flight attendant.

Mason

Night of the Living Dead.

What, the movie?

Mason

Yeah, it's one of the first classic zombie movies. Have you never seen it?

Never. How does it end?

Mason

[shrugs] The zombies pretty much win. All the good guys die.

[walks closer to him] So, I guess it's better to be one of the bad guys.

Mason

[nervously] Maybe... sometimes.

Mason

Not into sci-fi? That's the book, isn't it? I thought you guys were supposed to finish reading it last night.

Kira

[embarrassed] Yeah, I kind of... haven't... yet. I don't know what's wrong with me. I mean, I can't... I can barely read it.

Mason

[excitedly] Okay, uh... This is gonna sound weird, but do you speak Japanese?

Kira

No. I'm also half-Korean, and I don't speak Korean. And I'm pushing a C-average in English.