Chris Argent quotes from Teen Wolf

Chris

Hockey on grass is called field hockey.

Chris

Our sons are trained to be soldiers. Our daughters? To be leaders.

Argent

[to Scott] California fireflies aren't bioluminescent-- they don't glow.

Chris

[scowling] Allison, can I see you in my office? [He glares at Isaac] Where I keep my guns?

Chris

ANOTHER WEREWOLF?

No, Dad! Dad! He saved our lives! Your life! You can't do this! Dad, let him go! Please let him go, and I'll do-- I'll do whatever you want! Okay? I swear. I won't- I won't see him again. I promise, never again, dad. Please, dad, please. Please! Please!

Chris Argent

Never again.

Chris Argent

We have a Code!

Gerard

Not when they murder my daughter. No Code. Not anymore. From now on, these... things are just bodies waiting to be cut in half. Are you listening? Because I don't care if they're wounded and weak or seemingly harmless; begging for their life with the promise that they will never, ever hurt anyone. Or, some desperate, lost soul with no idea what they're getting into. We find them. We kill them. We kill them all.

Is this how we're gonna do father-daughter talks from now on?

Chris

No, this is how we're gonna train you.

Chris

Derek, back off.

Derek

Back off? That's really all you've got? I've gotta be honest, Chris, I really was expecting more from the big bad veteran werewolf hunter.

Chris

Okay, how about "Didn't anyone ever tell you not to bring claws to a gun fight?" [Chris and the other hunters aim their assault rifles at Derek and Boyd]

That one was pretty good, Derek.

Scott

And, just curious, is there a reason the gun is still pointed at me?

Argent

Well, there's probably still some part of me that wants to shoot you...

Scott

[shrugs] I get that.

Chris

In 1977, my uncle Alexander Argent checked into the Glen Capri motel for a one-night stay. In room 217, he used a shotgun to blow out the back of his skull. The autopsy report noted an unusual animal bite in his side.

Gerard

If you already have all the information, what do you want from me?

Chris

I want to know the alpha that bit him. I want his name.

Gerard

[smirks evilly] Deucalion.

Chris

[about Jennifer Blake] I don't even think I know what teacher that is.

Isaac

She's the one with the brown hair. She's kinda hot. [everyone stares at him] ...Just an observation.

What about Lydia?

Chris

[confused] Lydia? What can she do?

Stiles

Uh, Lydia's got sort of a talent. She somehow ended up finding a couple of the bodies... um, without actually looking for them.

Chris

What is she, psychic?

Stiles

She's... something.

We're going to have a new code. Nous protègeons ceux qui ne peuvent pas se protèger eux-měmes.

Chris

[smiles] "We protect those who cannot protect themselves."

Scott

What was behind the mask?

Argent

Darkness. Absolute darkness.

Chris

Starting to remember? It was twenty-four years ago. You know what they are, don't you?

They're called oni. They are demons, and they're unstoppable.