Sheriff quotes from Teen Wolf

Hang on,hang on.This little delinquent belongs to me.

So you uh,listen in to all my phone calls?

Now, where's your usual partner in crime?

Scott,you out there?Scott? Well,young man,I'm gonna walk you back to your car.And you and I,are gonna have a conversation about something called invasion of privacy.

So... Scott and Derek are... werewolves?

Stiles

[relieved] Yes!

And... Kate Argent was a werewolf?

Stiles

Hunter. Purple is "hunter." [He holds up the purple sticky notepad]

Cora

[hesitantly] ...Along with Allison and her father.

[skeptically] Yeah. And, my friend Deaton, the veterinarian, is a-- [He consults his papers] --Kanima?

Stiles

No, no, no, he's a Druid. Well, we think.

So, who's the Kanima?

Stiles

Jackson.

[confused] No, Jackson's a werewolf...

Stiles

Jackson was a Kanima first, then Peter and Derek killed him, and he came back to life as a werewolf, and now he's in London... [He shakes head in frustration]

Stiles

You saw something that you can't explain.

Stiles, I have seen a lot of things I can't explain in this town. That doesn't make 'em supernatural, and it doesn't make 'em real. They just found another body. That's real, and that's the lead I'm following.

Stiles

Yeah, and another teacher's going to die if you don't start listening to me--

--I am listening! I have been listening!

Stiles

...You just don't believe. Mom would have believed me.

Stiles

[reads aloud] "Strange sighting of bipedal lizard-man sprinting across freeway."

[sighs] Kanima pile.

Stiles

Think about it, Dad, all right? They're driving. Malia starts to change, she goes out of control, the mom crashes, and everybody dies.

Scott

Except for Malia.

Stiles

She blames herself, alright? Goes off running into the woods, and eventually becomes trapped inside the body of a coyote!

That makes sense.

In a Chinese folktale!

Stiles

[about Lydia] She has a feeling, a supernatural feeling!

[confused] Lydia wasn't on the chessboard!

Stiles

Well, she is now.

[sighs] Kanima?

Stiles

Um, banshee.

Oh, god.

You believe this?

To be honest, I haven't believed a word Stiles has said he he learned how to speak.

Argent

That's the problem. We're all trying to out-fox the fox.

[sighs] Listen, I'll understand if anyone backs out.

Derek

[shrugs] I'm not going to be the first wolf to run from a fox.

Argent

Apparently, I'm carrying a lightsaber.

You know what? I don't know how you guys do it. You're all so strong. You're fearless. Hell, you even manage to keep your grades up!

...I'm failing Econ.

I'm not... fearless. I'm terrified. [She starts to cry] I'm always terrified. I-I act like I know what I'm doing, but I don't. I don't know if Isaac is dying right now. I don't know if I made a mistake with Scott. I don't know what my dad is thinking. I don't know if we should trust Derek. I don't know... I don't know anything!

[smiles] You know what's funny? You sound just like a cop.

You're a good guy, Parrish. That's what they all said at your old station. Though, no one could tell me exactly why you left.

Maybe I needed a change? I don't really know. I guess I kind of felt drawn here.

I want you to be honest with me. Absolutely and completely honest. [He pauses dramatically] Have you been time traveling?

Stiles

Hang on. WHAT?!

Because if time-traveling is real, ya know what? I'm done. I'm out! You're going to be driving me to Eichen House!

Scott

We found him like that!

[exasperated] Where?! Swimmin' in the fountain of youth?!

Stiles

No! We found him buried in a tomb of wolfsbane in an Aztec temple in Mexico... underneath a church in the middle of a town that was destroyed by an earthquake...

[pauses] You told me you were camping!

Stiles

Yeah, we were! ...In Mexico.