Stiles quotes from Teen Wolf

Stiles

I gotta leave for a few, okay?

Malia

Where are you going?

Stiles

Whatever's happening, it's worse for you guy. That means it's not just people getting sick, it's another assassin. [He sees that Malia is cold and covers her up with his jacket] Here.

Stiles

[smiles] Yeah. Yeah, I'd never leave you behind.

I was wondering how that idiot got sick. I'm also wondering where your friends are... Since, in order to get paid by the Benefactor, I need to have proof that they're dead.

Stiles

[gets a dawning realization] Visual confirmation.

[smirks] Exactly!

Still a bit feverish, Mr. Stilinski? But, you should know something-- the virus doesn't kill humans. You'll get better. So, don't you think you should tell me where they are? Shouldn't one of you get to live?

Stiles

I think I saw them in the library. Or it might've been the cafeteria. It was definitely one of those two.

[aims his gun at Stiles] I'm going to count to three, and then I'm going to kill you.

Stiles

[furiously] You think you can scare me?

No, I think I can kill you. I just thought the countdown would make it more exciting.

Liam

Are we really doing this?

Scott

We're doing it. Tonight.

Liam

But, isn't it kind of dangerous?

Stiles

It's incredibly dangerous and borderline idiotic.

Liam

Have you guys done something like this before?

Stiles

Something dangerous, or something idiotic?

Kira

[to Liam] I think it's a yes to both.

Scott

[to Liam] You don't have to be part of it if you don't want to.

Liam

I'm not scared.

Stiles

[winks] Then you're borderline idiotic!

Stiles

That's your assassin speak?

Argent

I said he's dead. What more do you want?

Stiles

It was a little dry. You could have said something, like, "Target has been neutralized." "The crow flies at midnight," that's always cool.

Stiles

Hey. Where have you been?

Malia

Talking to Peter.

Stiles

[hesitates] Okay. You think that's a good idea?

Malia

If he can help me find my mother, I don't think I care.

Stiles

[about Peter] You might be related to him, but you're not like him.

Malia

Maybe I am. That night I caused the car crash...

Stiles

You mean when you were out of control on the full moon?

Malia

There's a part I didn't tell you about. Right before we got in the car, my mother-- my adoptive mother, I guess-- we got in a huge fight. I don't even remember what it was about, but I remember what I said.

Stiles

Malia...

Malia

[near tears] I said, "I wish you were dead."

Stiles

Killing doesn't run in a family.

Malia

Maybe it does in mine.

I keep things from you because you don't need to know everything.

Stiles

Yes, I do! I have to know everything. How the hell else am I supposed to take care of you?

You're not supposed to take care of me! I'm the dad. You're the son. You get it? Dad. Son. I take care of you.

Stiles

[sad] We're supposed to take care of each other.

Stiles

What do you remember doing with your grandmother? You know, what was your guys', like, special thing? Did you guys go to the beach? You know, did you like ice cream, or...

Lydia

...We read.

Stiles

Okay, what did you read?

Lydia

The Little Mermaid.

Stiles

[confused] You read that movie?

Lydia

[annoyed] It was a book first!

Lydia

He--He killed my grandmother. He was controlling Meredith.

Stiles

He used her to create the deadpool.

Lydia

And killed her when she tried to help us.

Brunski

[coughs up blood] You...You think it was me? That I was controlling her? Idiots... She was controlling me.

Lydia

Oh, god. It's not him. He's not the Benefactor.

Meredith

[comes out of the shadows] No. And he wasn't on my list... but he was a bad person.

Malia

I heard you almost got killed.

Stiles

I heard you almost got killed.

Malia

You okay?

Stiles

Brunski punched me in the face. Turns out, he was a serial killer.

Malia

[unfazed] Makes sense.

Malia

[about Melissa] Why would she lock the door?

Stiles

Maybe she didn't mean to.

Malia

You don't just accidentally lock a door.

Stiles

Okay, well, maybe she wasn't thinking, exactly? Or wasn't thinking it through? You know, people sometimes do things without thinking them through.

Malia

Then she's stupid.

Stiles

No, even smart people can do stupid things! You know, 'cause they think that it's the right thing. And, I don't think we should hold it against her, you know, for the rest of her life! Especially because she's tried apologizing hundreds of times through texts and voicemails...

Malia

I don't have much practice in things like forgiveness. Some things I'm picking up fast. But other things are like...

Stiles

Like math?

Malia

[sighs] I hate math.

Stiles

You hate me?

Malia

I like you, Stiles. I like you a lot.

Stiles

[smiles] I can work with that.

Stiles

Lydia, what the hell does wine have to do with anything?

Lydia

Red wine doesn't just disappear... Unless it wasn't wine.

Stiles

What? What do you mean?

Lydia

The ashes weren't ashes, the study isn't a study, the record player isn't a record player, so... So, maybe the wine wasn't wine.

Even if Deaton is right about this, the best thing to do is to go through the proper channels. That means calling the right law enforcement agencies, border patrol, putting out an all-points--

Stiles

Dad, I can't just wait around for the wheels of bureaucracy to start spinning in five different government offices, okay? Someone needs to go down there right now, find them, and rescue them. I'm going!

I can keep you from going.

Stiles

I'd find a way.

I can throw you in a cell.

Stiles, please. Just give me a little more time to verify something a little concrete than a psychic vision by some guy with a third eye!