Stiles quotes from Teen Wolf

Stiles

I told you he was up to something!

Liam

We just spent three hours watching this dude play video games in his bedroom. He better be high or covering up mass murder!

Stiles

What? What's wrong?

Liam

I forgot I was supposed to meet Mason at the school gym.

Stiles

Okay, why didn't you just tell him?

Liam

Tell him what?

Stiles

Anything.

Liam

I can't just tell him anything.

Stiles

[confused] Why not?

Liam

Because I haven't... I haven't told him everything.

Stiles

Still? We said it was okay.

Liam

Yeah, I know, but it's not that easy. It's a lot to accept.

Stiles

[exasperatedly] He watched my dad blow up a Berserker with a landmine! I think the groundwork's been thoroughly laid for acceptance.

Stiles

Scott and I have been through this, okay? More than once. It's always been better when they know.

Liam

But what if he freaks out? What if he doesn't want to talk to me? What if he tries to stab me with something silver? Or what if--

Theo

[about Liam] Whoa! Why do I get the feeling this kid's tougher than he looks?

Stiles

Only when we let him off his leash.

Scott

Find anything?

Stiles

Nope.

Liam

I fell into a hole...?

Scott

Stiles...?

Stiles

Yes, okay, we followed him out here. What do you want me to say? That I'm a stalker? Huh? That I'm crazy? Totally paranoid? None of this is new information.

Scott

[gently] Now you're gonna try to at least give him the benefit of the doubt?

Stiles

[frustrated] I give people the benefit of the doubt! I've given a lot of benefit to a lot of people.

Scott

Like Derek? ...Kira? ...Liam?

Stiles

I was right about Peter. You know, I bet you still think there's something about him that can be saved.

Scott

[shrugs] Maybe. [He pauses] Why can't you trust anyone?

Stiles

[loses his temper] Because you trust everyone!

[about Theo] Are you sure this kid's guilty?

Stiles

Absolutely.

Then all you gotta do is wait. If they're really guilty? Eventually, they'll make a mistake.

Donovan

Stilinski! Stilinski! I'm going to kill you!

[rolls his eyes] Donovan, if you think that shocks me, remember it was well-documented in your Anger Expression Inventory. Deputies, escort the prisoner out.

Donovan

I'm not angry like I'm going to throw a brick through your window. I'm angry, like I'm going to find you, I'm going to get a knife, and I'm going to stab you until you're dead. And, when you look at me and ask me why? Remember right now.

Stiles

[claps dramatically] Wow, that was awesome. That was awesome. That was great. Can we do one more? Give us another one, maybe like Christopher Walken this time? Okay, you know what? It's fine. You'll have plenty of time to work on it when you're in your tiny little cell. You know, just stuck there. Forever.

Lydia

Tracy wasn't just having trouble sleeping, it was a real disorder. It was night terrors.

Stiles

Well, now she's the night terror. Especially since no one can find her.

Scott

Okay, I know we're all tired and miserable...

Scott

...Except for you.

Mason

Oh, I'm sorry, this is all just so mind-blowing! [He looks over at Kira] You're a Kitsune! I don't even know what that is!

Kira

[bashfully] I'm still learning.

Stiles

Liam, we said you could tell him, not invite him to the inner circle.

Mason

[excitedly] Uh, I'm in the inner circle?

[simultaneously] No!

Scott

Guys, look-- back to Tracy. She's just one lone wolf. We can find her.

Malia

One lone serial-killing wolf.

Stiles

Uh, she only killed one person, you know. The other two were mauled, alright? What do we do when we catch her?

Malia

I say we put her down.

Mason

Intense.

Stiles

[weakly] It wasn't a werewolf...

Scott

Kanima.

Stiles

[insistently] Lydia, I'm going with you.

Lydia

[suspiciously] I thought you said you were sick.

Stiles

[awkwardly] I'm slightly under the weather.

Lydia

You don't have to come. Malia's not going either.

Stiles

Malia's not going because she knows that place is a nightmare asylum of insanity and death, okay? Let's go.

Lydia

What was that?

Stiles

[plays dumb] What was what?

Lydia

You winced.

Stiles

I have a bad elbow.

Lydia

[gives him a look] It was your shoulder.

Stiles

Pain radiates. It does that! You are not going without me. You remember what happened to Deaton when he talked to Valack?

Lydia

Scott and Kira are going to be there.

Stiles

[insistently] Okay, I'm not letting you go to a place where one of the orderlies almost killed you.

Lydia

[exasperatedly] He almost killed you too!

Stiles

And we're both still alive! See? Teamwork.

Scott

Are you going to be okay in there?

Stiles

[confused] Yeah, why?

Scott

You just seem a little... off.

Stiles

I think we're all a little off.

Scott

Maybe some of us more than others.

Stiles

Wait, what happened?

Scott

When the other chimera, Lucas... When he came after us, I heard Kira say something in Japanese.

Stiles

That doesn't sound too bad...

Scott

She doesn't know any Japanese!

Stiles

Still not terrible.

Scott

I also think I might have stopped her from killing Lucas.

Stiles

[alarmed] Okay... Wasn't he just trying to kill you, though? I mean, that just sounds like self-defense.

Scott

It was more than that. I mean, she nearly took off his head.

Stiles

[anxiously] Maybe she had no choice? There's gotta be a point where self-defense is justified. Tracy killed her own father, and Lucas would have killed you.

Scott

They're not the bad guys. They're the victims. We shouldn't be killing the people we're trying to save.

Tell me what you just saw.

Stiles

[anxiously] Me?

The creature in the previous cell-- the Sluagh. The myth is that they can take on the appearance of the lost souls that have become bound to it. Happen to have seen any lost souls, Mr. Stilinski?

Stiles

Everyone down here...?

[smiles] Don't give up on us yet. We're all works in progress.

Lydia

Where did you hear that from?

Wise words from a former cellmate.