Don Karnage quotes from TaleSpin

Don Karnage

Fire at will!

Don Karnage

Do not fire at Will, he is my Second Mate. Fire at the Sea Duck!

Don Karnage

Not only am I a genius, but I am very very smart too.

Don Karnage

Hee hee - ooooh, I just love it when [Danger Woman] tinfoils the bad guys!

Kit Cloudkicker

[Dropping in on the Air Pirates, snagging the chest] For me?! You shouldn't have.

Don Karnage

Oh, well, it was nothing really... [Sees Kit running away] STOP THAT BOY!

Don Karnage

Open the bomb bay doors, please, Hal!

No!

Don't you have any decency?

Don Karnage

I am a pirate! I don't do "decency"!

Don Karnage

April Foolishness!

Mad Dog

Why'd ya let 'em live, Boss?

Don Karnage

Because I want them to tell Shere Khan what we took! Let him worry.

Mad Dog

Oh, now I see.

Rebecca

What was that?

A little something I added. But use it too long and the engines overheat and "boom-boom, bye-bye."

Molly

Baloo?

Yeah?

Molly

Let's do it again!

Don Karnage

Ah, so here you are.

Don Karnage

[Tying a neckerchief around Kit’s neck] There, ha ha.

Don Karnage

You are back with the pirates now, yes-no?

Don Karnage

[Putting an arm around Kit] You did well, my puny protégé. Happy?

Kit Cloudkicker

[Forlornly, while looking away and tearing up] Yeah. Couldn’t be happier.

Rebecca

What is with you?

Rebecca

You haven't said three words the whole flight home! Baloo?

Shere Khan

Ah. So glad you could stop by.

Rebecca

There are rules about this sort of thing, you know!

Shere Khan

I make my own rules.

Shere Khan

Where's the stone?

Rebecca

Look, before we tell you anything, what is this stone everybody keeps talking about?

Shere Khan

Fair enough. Doctor?

Ahem! The stone is actually a sub-electron amplifier, which means it can create unlimited amounts of electricity! Enough to run all of Mr. Khan's businesses. But, we were only able to create one stone, and it-

Shere Khan

Thank you, Doctor.

Shere Khan

Now where is it?

Rebecca

Um… we don't have it, Don Karnage does!

Shere Khan

I am displeased, Baloo.

Shere Khan

[Unsheathes claws] You have let me down.

Don't tell me about being let down mister, ‘cause I’m an expert. You let someone get close to you and they stab you in the back!

Well I'm sick of being used, [looks at Rebecca] and I'm sick of working for you! [looks at Dr. DeBolt] And I'm sick of your stupid stone! So y'all just leave me alone!

Shere Khan

Hmmm. A very emotional man.

Shere Khan

You’re all dismissed.

Yeah bu- but Mr. Khan…

Shere Khan

[Swivels his chair around] Good day.

Don Karnage

Stop that! What are you thinking?!

Thanks, cap'n.

Don Karnage

His head is way too soft. We need something harder.

Don Karnage

My wonderfully brilliant mind tells me it may be time for a strategic withdrawal.

Mad Dog

Say what?

Don Karnage

RUN AWAY!

Dumptruck

So, eh, why say "Dive, dive" when you want to sink?

Mad Dog

'Cause you don't say, "Sink, sink"!

Don Karnage

Just row! ROW!

Dumptruck

Aye-aye, Captain-Captain!

Rebecca

This plane is private property! Who gave you the right to rummage around in it?! You're in big trouble, mister! Where are your credentials?

Don Karnage

Read my lips. I-am-a-pirate. I do not need credentials!

Don Karnage

What do you mean you found nothing?

Don Karnage

I know what the word "nothing" means! Where are they, Baloo?!

Where are what, Karny?

Don Karnage

[through a clenched jaw] It is Karnage! Don-Karnage!

Rebecca

Just give him the rubies, Baloo, before he gets angry.

Don Karnage

Yes, Baloo, before he gets angry!

Rebecca

Where did you hide the rubies?

Don Karnage

Yes! Yes! The rubies! The rubies! Tell her so I can eavesdrop!

Don Karnage

A hundred tons of ice?! Why would anyone want a hundred tons of ice?!

[whispers]

Don Karnage

Perhaps... but where would they get a straw big enough?

Wait, wait! [points to the wall] What's this red button for?

Mad Dog

Oh, that's the bomb bay door release.

Thank you! [presses it]

Don Karnage

He's opened the bomb bay doors! This is no time to be brave! RUN AWAY!

Don Karnage

[Slaps Mad Dog] IDIOT! That ratty old parrot happens to be a living breathing treasure map.

Mad Dog

[Slaps Dumptruck] Idiot!

Don Karnage

[Slaps Mad Dog again] I'll do the smacking around here. [Slaps Dumptruck next]