That overgrown blender is gonna fly my airplane?
No. That overgrown blender is going to fly my airplane!
“From Here to Machinery” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Baloo Bear (6), Rebecca (2), Don Karnage (2), Kit Cloudkicker (1), Wildcat (1), Mad Dog (1), Shere Khan (1)
PMProf. Martin Torque
Unlike ordinary pilots, the auto aviator never deviates from its flight plan. It is the ultimate pilot.
AAAuto Aviator
Ultimate pilot.
PTProf. Torque
It's efficient.
AAAuto Aviator
Efficient.
PTProf. Torque
Obedient.
AAAuto Aviator
Obedient.
Stupid.
AAAuto Aviator
Stupid.
Hey! I'm starting to like this boy.
PTProf. Torque
You and your kind are like the dinosaurs: Decaying, defective and defunct.
Oh yeah...? Well defunct this! [punches Prof. Torque in the face]
[When her customer goes over to Professor Torque] But we've had phone calls! Meetings! Lunches! I've listened to your frozen okra stories for a solid week!
[Spelling his name] That's Baloo with two "oo"s.
A mechanical pilot. It flies here, it flies there. And always in the straight line. They call it the modern day miracle. Well, my fellow plundering proteges, I call it the sitting duck.
Why do you guys even hang out with a loser like me?
C'mon, we like being with ya. You're our buddy. You're the best.
Besides, we've got nothing else to do... Oh, sorry.
Ah, Baloo, we've hit a bit of a snag with the professor's contraption. Any suggestions?
Got a bottle of soda pop?
My wonderfully brilliant mind tells me it may be time for a strategic withdrawal.
Say what?
RUN AWAY!
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