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Don Karnage

What nincompoopery is this?

Don Karnage

Any fool could see this is not the Sea Duck.

SSadie

But here's their secret weapon.

Don Karnage

You know, I would brain you- if you had a brain.

Don Karnage

These friends of Baloo are useless.

Don Karnage

They have no money, bad breath, and their mother dresses them in the silly clothes.

Kit Cloudkicker

I'm not afraid of you Don Garbage.

Kit Cloudkicker

Who are you calling useless?

Wildcat

Yeah uh what he said.

S1 E37 Captains Outrageous

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[Don Karnage is trying to sneak the Iron Vulture past the Cape Suzette cliff guns by disguising it as a yacht, and his men as bathing beauties.])

Dumptruck

Hey, I'm embarrassed.

Mad Dog

And I'm chilly.

Dumptruck

Can ve put our coats on, captain?

Don Karnage

What?! And ruin a perfect cover? I am in disguise; you are in disguise; the Iron Vulture is in disguise! Life is beautiful! Within moments, my love boat will sail right under those Cape Suzette guns. See how convincing you are, ladies? You have brought the attention of a handsome young sailor.

[The sailor in question is communicating with them in Semaphore.]

Mad Dog

Uh, maybe he's trying to tell us something, captain.

Don Karnage

Nonsense! What could he possibly be trying to tell us?

[The Iron Vulture crashes into a rock, causing its disguise to fall apart. The gunners open fire.]

Don Karnage

Uh-oh... Retreat!

Dumptruck

Now can ve put our coats on, captain?

S1 E48 Jumping The Guns

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Don Karnage

It is this way, trust me!

BBaloo

Trust you?! Every chance you get, you cheat, you rob and you lie!

Don Karnage

It's my job!

BBaloo

It was also your job not to tell them I was with you!

Don Karnage

One little slip-up... so shoot me!

[A gunshot ricochets off the hatch]

BBaloo

I wish you hadn't said that!

S1 E57 Stuck on You

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BBaloo

Now what are you really after, Karny?

Don Karnage

For the umptimillionth time, Baloo, my name is Karnage - Don Karnage! And I am after nothing today but a birthday - mine!

Louie

Ya don't say! So just how many candles will you be puttin' on your cake this year, you ol' pirate you?

Don Karnage

My... candles... are none of your cotton-plucking floor wax, you snoopsy simian!

Dumptruck

But, captain - you said you vere tventy-nine years old dis morning! But come to tink ov it, you said dat last year, too! And da year before dat! And da year be-

Don Karnage

Remind me to shoot you when we get home!

Dumptruck

Err - sorry, captain!

F'reeze A Jolly Good Fellow

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