TaleSpin · Season 1, Episode 56
“Mach One for the Gipper” · Season 1, Episode 56
In this episode: Baloo Bear (6), Ace London (5), Wildcat (3)
[to Sally, owner of Sally's Alley behind the bar] Ta-ta, Sal, m' gal! I'm off to become really famous this time!
What are you testing this time, flyboy?
Well, sweetheart, all's I can say is [puts one foot on top of the bar and points theatrically at the sky] I've got an engine that's gonna make me the fastest man on earth!
[General Patton has just discovered Baloo's pickles in the large crate Ace flew in, and Ace realizes he loaded the wrong one.]
Uh... there was this other pilot back at Sal's! He must have switched crates on me!
Then I want that man arrested!
[panicked] No! [composes himself] No. Leave it to me, sir. I'll get that engine back or my name's not... [snaps fingers]
Ace London!
[winking heroically] You got THAT right!
[to Wildcat, while flying in the Sea Duck] I tell you, Wildcat, ever since we were kids, Ace was always good at getting two things: The glory and my goat! Oh, man, what I wouldn't give to see me bein' the hero and him hauling the freight! Just once!
[over radio] Baloo, it's Ace! Wait up!
Well, speak of the devil! [sarcastically into radio] Aren't the shipping lanes a little slow for the fastest man on earth?
You gotta give me your cargo right now, Baloo. That's an order!
[surrounded by Air Pirates on one side and Ace and his pilots on the other]
Oh! Baloo, I got this sensational idea, that's like, in my head! [whispers] Let's use the secret engine!
Are you loco?! That things untested, secret, dangerous...! [chuckles] And absolutely perfect!
[holding onto the out of control jet engine, shouts to Wildcat] Shut it off!
I thought I did!
Well, do it again!
[to Baloo, after the jet engine suddenly stops] We're out of juice.
I figured.
[At the air force base where Baloo and Wildcat have just broken the sound barrier]
No! No, no, no! Wait! I'm the one who's supposed be famous, not him! [angrily pushes through the group of soldiers surrounding Baloo and Wildcat] He stole my engine!
Hey, whoa! Feather your props, Ace. I maybe a lowly cargo pilot, but I'm not a thief!
He's right sir! You must've loaded the wrong crate.
[Ace London's true nature was exposed after falsely accused Baloo a thief]
Shooting at civilians? Mishandling top secret property? I'll deal with you later, London! [pushes Ace away] Congratulations, son. This'll go in the history books.
Well, how about that?
You tested our jet for us. Now what can we do for you?
Well, I still have to deliver my pickles. But I got no plane.
Hmm... [points] why, he could fly the cargo for you, or his name's not...
Ace London!
[Cut to a close-up of Ace.]
[snapping weakly] You got that right.
[He crumples over the wheel, sobbing pathetically, with a large crate marked "PICKLES" strapped to the back of his fighter plane.]
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