Castiel quotes from Supernatural

Metatron

You know we really do make a good team, kinda like a buddy comedy -- without the comedy.

Castiel

Or the buddies.

Metatron

Now come on, back at the diner, that was some pretty awesome dynamic duo action.

Charlie

Do you think you could do anything about my carpal tunnel? [He places two fingers to her forehead] Is that it?

Castiel

Your carpal tunnel and your bullet wound are now healed. You may want to continue wearing your wrist brace at night though.

Charlie

[Punching his shoulder] Did we just become best friends?

Dean

All right, I'm gonna get suited up and head back over there.

Castiel

I'm coming with you.

Claire

I'm coming with you, too.

Dean

[looks at Sam] You wanna get in on this?

Dean

[Answering Sam's phone] Cas?

Castiel

Sam.

Dean

No, it's Dean. What's up?

Castiel

Nothing. I'm just, uh... Just staying in touch... Like I do.

Dean

Something on your mind?

Castiel

No. This call is pointless. My ride's here.

Sam

I have been the one out there, messed up and scared and alone. And Dean…

Castiel

Did whatever he could to save you.

Sam

Yes. I mean it’s become his thing, I owe him this. I owe him everything. I know he pretends that he can ride the mark out, but we know the truth. We know what happens if we don’t cure him. We both know where that road ends.

Castiel

Black eyes and blood.

Sam

Yes.

Crowley

Who summons anymore? Couldn't you call?

Castiel

You're not in my contacts list.

Dean

Okay, your turn. Talk to us about The Darkness.

Sam

Because it's free.

Castiel

No, that can't be.

Sam

Removing the Mark opened some kind of lock. Dean saw her.

Castiel

The Darkness is a woman?

Dean

Well, that's what we're asking you. We were hoping you could tell us what kind of Defcon screwed we are.

Castiel

Why am I... I asked for help.

And I asked for a vessel that didn't have psoriasis. Crap happens.

Hannah

Alarms have been sounding in Heaven, Castiel. Alarms that haven't gone off in... ever. We don't even know what they mean.

Castiel

Those alarms are for The Darkness.

Hannah

The Darkness is a story.

Castiel

No, it's not. It's real. The Darkness... it's been locked away since the dawn of creation. And now it's free.

Hannah

God help us.

Castiel

I wouldn't count on that.

Sam

Metatron is also off the grid. He stole your car in Blaine, Missouri, right?

Castiel

Yeah.

Sam

Yeah, no accidents, incidents, violations, or anything remotely interesting involving a crappy '78 Continental Mark V.

Castiel

You think it's crappy?

Dean

Awesome. All right, where do we find an obol?

Castiel

Well, according to the Men of Letters' records, you're gonna need a copper coin. They used to use pennies, so you'll need one of those.

Sam

Yeah, but one minted pre-1982. So before 1982, pennies were 95% copper. Since then, they're only copper-plated zinc.

Dean

Wow. Your nerdiness knows no bounds.

Sam

You're welcome.

Dean

I thought you were going with socially acceptable binge watching. You know, The Wire, Game of Thrones.

Castiel

Yeah, well, a man can't live on caviar alone, Dean.

Metatron

You want the Demon Tablet? Well, you're not gonna get it. I have hidden it very carefully in a place where you and your friends―

Castiel

You hid it... [he reaches into his coat and pulls out the Demon Tablet]... under your mattress. The TV station gave me your address, and I checked the place out. You realize you have bedbugs?

Dean

That... that’s a thing?

Castiel

Yeah. The angels ― what they did ― it released a tremendous amount of energy and there’s fallout, so this whole area is poisoned.

Dean

You can heal me, right?

Castiel

No, I can’t and the closer you get to the blast site the worse your sickness will become.

Dean

How worse?

Castiel

The last time there was a smiting of this magnitude, Lot’s wife turned to salt.

Lucifer

Last words?

Castiel

Can you really beat her?

Lucifer

I can.

Castiel

Then, yes. [Lucifer possesses Castiel's vessel]