Castiel quotes from Supernatural

Claire

My Dad, is he still in there?

Castiel

No, the human soul it can only occupy a body while it retains a certain structural integrity, and this vessel it was, it was ripped apart on a sub-atomic level by an archangel.

Claire

Then how are you-

Castiel

I was reassembled, your father is in Heaven.

Claire

Well, yeah for him. Anyway good talk, you can get the hell out of my life now.

Claire

You changed. The Castiel I met, he was crappy, like super stuck-up and a dick and you just wanted to punch in his stupid angel face.

Castiel

Don’t think I was that bad.

Claire

You totally were. And now you’re just, I don’t know, nicer. Kind of a doof... no offence.

Castiel

Yes, well... before I was very self assured. I was convinced I was on this righteous path. Now I realize that there is no righteous path, it's just people trying to do their best in a world where is far too easy to do your worst.

Claire

Wow, deep.

Castiel

Yeah, for a doof.

Dean

This is why you called us, this is your emergency?

Castiel

Yes!

Dean

No Cas, an emergency is a dead body, okay or a wigged out angel, or the Apocalypse take three. Some chick bolting on you is no emergency, that's every Friday night for Sam.

Dean

So you’re having a midlife crisis?

Castiel

I'm extremely old, I think I'm entitled.

Dean

Cas I need you to promise me something.

Castiel

Of course.

Dean

If I do go darkside you've got to take me out.

Castiel

What do you mean?

Dean

Knife me, smite me, throw me into the friggin’ sun; whatever. And don’t let Sam get in the way, cause he’ll try. I can’t go down that road again man, I can’t be that thing again.

Claire

I used to pray to you Castiel, every night. I would beg you to bring him home safe.

Castiel

I know.

Dean

We know John Winchester isn't going to win any #1 Dad awards, but damn if he wasn't there when we needed him.

Sam

Hey, uh, tell him about that time in New York.

Dean

Oh Yeah... Yeah, okay so, ah. We were working this haunting in Long Island, and me and Sam begged the old man to let us go to the city, for once.

Sam

He had this thing about New York; too big, too loud, too dirty.

Dean

And he hated the Yankees.

Sam

Big time, yeah.

Dean

Somehow we convinced him to let us go. So we all go, we all you know see the sites and ride the subway, eat too much pizza, the whole nine. By about midnight Sam and Dad are zonked, and I figure 'screw it, I'm going to CBGB.'

Sam

CBGB is...

Castiel

I know. It's where the Ramones and Blondie got their start.

Sam

Right, wow. Anyway he was way underage at the time.

Dean

So I get there, I sneak in, and it is nuts. I mean people are drinking, and they're smoking, and they're snorting whatever. There's a 500 pound guy on the stage with mohawk just screaming. My mind is blown I don't even know what to do. Then this girl walks up, and she's 'Hey why don't come over sit down with me and my friends at this table,' 'yeah, alright.'

Sam

Yeah and they get him drunk. First time.

Dean

But not fun drunk, I'm not quite sure what was in that stuff, but the room starts to spin, and I feel like I'm going to puke forever. Right about that time, I hear him. 'Dean Winchester.' My old man, I don't know how but he found me. And now I'm really freaking out, because he's just standing there not saying anything, and I look around everyone else is freaking out too in fact no one is looking him in the eye, then finally this one guy with like a safety pin in his nose and a 'kill everything' tattoo looks up and he says 'sorry sir.' Yeah, 'sorry sir' heh. John frickin' Winchester.

Castiel

He saved you.

Dean

Yeah and you know what he got for that? Me whining about how much he embarrassed me. Me telling him that I hated him. But then he stopped and turned around looked at me and said, 'Son, you don't like me that's fine. It's not my job to be liked.'

Sam

'It's my job to raise you right.'

Dean

And he did.

Castiel

Do you think Claire is in trouble?

Dean

She's hanging out with a guy named Randy, she's in trouble.

Castiel

The first blade is back in play and Crowley is the one getting it? I don’t mean to be an alarmist but...

Dean

Yeah well you know us, when we screw ourselves, we like to go whole hog.

Castiel

This would be the Crowley who let the blade turn Dean into a demon?

Dean

I don't have a choice, okay. I don't do this I'm down the rabbit hole; hear evil, see evil, do evil - the trifecta.

Castiel

This is a massacre.

Cain

Yes. And soon it will be a genocide. My children, my whole poisoned issue. Lot of them out there right now... killers, fighters, thieves. Some more peaceful than others, but they still carry it... the disease. If the Mark wants blood, I'll give it mine.

Castiel

You are Adam and Eve's first born, your descendants are legion.

Cain

At most I'm culling... one in ten.

Castiel

Of everyone.

Cain

I've got time.

Castiel

How is he? ... Sam?

Sam

[Heartbrokenly] Cas, Dean’s in trouble

What are you?

Castiel

I'm an angel.

No, you can't be!

Castiel

Why not?

Because I'm an atheist.

Sam

Not anymore.

Metatron

I call shotgun!

Castiel

You don't get to make demands, Metatron. You're not in charge here.

Metatron

Oh, I'm afraid I am. I know about the mark. I have your grace. I make the rules. It's called leverage, boys. Learn it, live it, love it.

Metatron

Ow! Ow! [groans]

Castiel

We have your grace, Metatron. You're mortal now. So you will answer our questions, or Sam will, um... What's the phrase? Blow your fricking brains out. It's called leverage, Metatron.

Sam

Learn it, live it, love it.

Metatron

And Goose Bumps- don't even get me started on those! Creepy! And yet.. arousing.

Sam

Cass.

Castiel

[Annoyed] Can I just kill him now?

Metatron

You know I can hear you, right?

Sam

No, we need him alive. For now. Look, after he gives you your grace back, you can do whatever you want with him.

Castiel

Well, I'd like to kill him slowly.

Metatron

I am like two feet from you!

Castiel

[To Sam] Anything on the mark of Cain?

Metatron

Every word- crystal clear!

Sam

No. I mean, I've been digging for something, for anything, but... I don't know, Cass.

Castiel

There is an answer out there. We will find a cure for Dean.

Metatron

[scoffs] I don't know why you'd want to cure that little firecracker now. He's finally interest- [Castiel punches him] Ooh!

Castiel

Well, just keep digging.

Sam

Ya.. [Sees Dean walking in] Yeah, uh, no one here by that name. Sorry. [Hangs up]

Castiel

Sam? [puts his phone down]

Metatron

Lose reception? Or did he hang up on you?

Metatron

[Chuckles] He hung up on you, didn't he? [He gets punched again]