Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

You were right.

Dean

About what?

Sam

Finding Abaddon ASAP. She's mining souls.

Dean

Why?

Sam

To create an army.

Gadreel

If this is like looking into a fun-house mirror for me, I cannot imagine what it is like for you.

Sam

[barely controlling his rage] How long have you been working for Metatron?

Gadreel

I will not talk, and you cannot make me.

Sam

Yeah?

Gadreel

I have been you, Sam Winchester. Your insides reek of shame and weakness.

Sam

He's late.

Dean

Or he's not gonna show.

Metatron

[appearing] Of course I'm gonna show. I was just waiting for you two to finished setting up your little trap for me. Uh... Am I hitting my mark? Well, come on. Let's go. I'm waiting.

Metatron

[Fakes a cry of pain then laughs] Either of you bring s'mores? Holy Fire always gives them a delightful minty aftertaste. Make a wish, boys. [Metatron blows out the flames]

Dean

I don't know, Sammy. Looks like Jody might not need our help anymore.

Sam

Oh, they grow up too fast.

Dean

Don't they?

Jody

Yeah, joke all you want.

Sam

Dean.

Dean

Yeah, I know. You wouldn't have done the same for me.

Sam

No. Jody.

Sam

Nice work back there. "Look at me, bitch?"

Dean

Well, hey, you got another snappy one-liner, I'm all ears.

Sam

What I'm saying is... it looked to me like you were enjoying it. Maybe too much.

Dean

And? Well, sorry for not putting on a hair shirt. Killing things that need killing is kind of our job. Last I checked, taking pleasure in that is not a crime.

And when I got to her... She...She ...

Sam

There is nothing you could've done.

That supposed to make me feel better? Look, this thing wasn't human. So what are you gonna do about it?

Dean

I don't know what to tell you, kid. There's no such thing as monsters.

Dean

[After decapitating a vampire] He looks better with a little off the top, don't you think? You want to run, now's the time.

I'm not going anywhere until someone tells me what the hell's going on.

Dean

You should go.

No.

Dean

All right, Sammy, give him the talk.

Sam

All right, look, my name is Sam Winchester. That's my brother Dean. We, uh... ...we kill vampires. And werewolves, and demons, and -- basically, we chase down evil... And we cut its head off.

So you're, what, monster cops?

Dean

Hunters.

Sam

I see. I got it. So, you heard a rumor about Metatron's "secret portal", and you decided to run with it.

It's not a rumor. He showed me.

Dean

I get it. He's a fan.

Sam

A fan. Yeah.

Dean

You're a fan. Just 'cause you're hot for Metatron... ...or Bieber or Beckham... Just 'cause you know everything about them doesn't mean that you actually know them.

Sam

Or that they even know you exist.

Dean

Ooh, that's cold, Sammy.

Sam

I'm just sayin', man.

Dean

(on phone) Damn it, Crowley, the grave is guarded!

Crowley

(on phone) That's absurd.

Dean

(on phone) A Hellhound!

Crowley

(on phone) No, no, no, she was collected.

Dean

(on phone) The hell she was!

Sam

Guys!

Crowley

(on phone) Time was, no one would dare disobey the king.

Sam

Guys!

Dean

(on phone) I'm gonna put you on speaker!

Crowley

(on phone) Juliet? It's papa. Stand down. [She does.] You're welcome.

Sam

Look...I'm glad it worked out, okay? I am. And I'm glad the Blade gives you strength or calm or whatever, but, Dean, I got to say... I'm starting to think the Blade is doing something else, too.

Dean

Yeah? Like what?

Sam

I don't know. Like, something to you. Look... I'm thinking until we know for sure that we're gonna kill off Crowley, why don't we store the Blade somewhere distant? Lock it up somewhere safe? Okay?

Dean

No.

Sam

Uh, roll call? You hold, uh, roll call?

Castiel

They like to hear me say their names.

Dean

I know a couple of women like that.

Castiel

It's Enochian. I believe it's some sort of riddle. "Why is six afraid of seven?" Now, I assume it's because seven is a prime number, and prime numbers can be intimidating.

Sam

[bemused] It's because seven eight nine.

Castiel

It's wordplay. And the answer is the key, like the doors of Durin in "Lord of the Rings."

Sam

Wait a second. You know about "The Lord of the Rings?"

Castiel

I'm very pop-culture savvy now.

Sam

So, Dean, uh...are we gonna talk about this, or what?

Dean

About what? Yeah, I lied, but you were being an infant.

Sam

Wow. Even for you, that apology sucked.

Dean

Oh, I'm not apologizing. I'm telling you how it's gonna be.

Sam

Dean, that Blade...

Dean

That Blade's the only thing that can kill Metatron, and I am the only one who can use it...so from here on out, I'm calling the shots. Capisce? Look, until I jam that Blade through that douchebag's heart, we are not a team. This is a dictatorship. Now, you don't have to like it, but that's how it's gonna be.

Sam

Something is wrong with you, Dean. And until we figure out what, this is where you have to stay.

Dean

And you two are gonna do what? Take on Metatron yourselves? That's smart. Oh, no, wait. No, you... [motions to Castiel] you lost your Angel army. And you... [motions to Sam] now you're trying to lock up the one guy who has a shot at killing the son of a bitch?! Hell of a plan, fellas!