Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

So what do you think we should do?

Dean

We did what we should do. Now, I don't know.

Sam

I mean...do you think it's possible we can...I don't know, make it all work somehow?

Dean

I have no idea. Maybe? I've never heard of it. But you know what I do know? It ain't the natural order of things. Everything is supposed to end. You know, he was supposed to...Now, what are the odds this ends well? What are the odds?

Dean

Charlie are you singing?

Charlie

I sing when I'm nervous; don't judge me!

Dean

Judgement free zone.

Sam

Who's your favorite Harry Potter character?

Charlie

Hermione.

Sam

Hermione. Well did Hermione run when Sirius Black was in trouble? Or when Voldemort attacked Hogwarts?

Dean

Seriously?

Sam

Shut up.

Charlie

No of course not.

Sam

What did she do?

Charlie

She kicked ass! She practically saves Harry in every book. And then she ends up with the wrong...

Sam

Stay on track. She kicked ass, right? So what are you going to do?

Charlie

I'm gonna kick it in the ass.

Sam

[chuckles] Good girl.

Dean

Oh, you go, Dumble-dork.

Dean

And you’re gonna flirt your way past.

Charlie

I can't. He's not my type.

Dean

You're gonna have to play through that.

Charlie

As in.. he's not a girl.

Dean

Oh..oh.. Pretend he has boobs.

Charlie

Worse.

Dean

All tattoos are sexy.

Charlie

Mine is princess Leia in a slave bikini straddling a 20-sided die. [Dean slowly looks over to Sam and doesn't say anything] I was drunk. It was Comic-con.

Dean

We've all been there.. Okay, I'm going to walk you through this.

Charlie

Okay.

Dean

Let's start with a smile. Relax, Charlie, you just got home and Scarlett Johansson is waiting for you.

Can I help you, miss?

Charlie

Hey...Bill. Charlie from IT.

Oh, burning the midnight oil, huh?

Charlie

Just like you. I mean, you're not at the gym. What do you...work out with all of your free time?

I try to get to the gym at least 3 days a week. Trying to get back to my fightin' weight.

Dean

[to Charlie] It shows, you look amazing.

Charlie

It shows, you look amazing.

Dean

[to Sam] This never happened.

Dean

[to Charlie] You ever do anything else with your free time? Like take a girl out for a drink? [Sam laughs]

Charlie

You ever do anything with your free time? Like take a girl out for a drink?

Dean

[to Sam] Stop laughing, Sammy.

Charlie

Stop laughing Sammy [realizes]...Um, you don't know that bar, 'Stop laughing Sammy'. [Sam tries to hold back a laugh] That place is bringing sexy back. Which is easy because they kept the receipt...

Dean

Stop talking, Charlie.

Charlie

Stop talking Charlie...right.

Charlie

I feel dirty.

Dean

You and me both, sister.

Charlie

I left your dumb flask in the back seat by the way, worst good luck charm ever!

Dean

[hands her bag] Here you go.

Charlie

Thanks.

Sam

So listen, we can't thank you enough...

Charlie

Actually you can. Never contact me again...like ever. Deal?

Sam

Deal.

Dean

Keep your head down there okay?

Charlie

This ain't the first time I disappeared. [Sam and Dean give her a confused look]

Charlie

You think my name is really Charlie Bradbury? Please. So...good luck saving the world. Peace out, Bitches.

Dean

She's kind of like the little sister I never wanted.

Sam

We've got to talk.

Dean

You mean before we get back to the car, and the flask?

Sam

Exactly. So what the hell happened back in the lobby?

Dean

Man, if I had a free shot, I would have bitch slapped the hell out of Dick.

Sam

Yeah but, I mean, Charlie got her friggin' arm broken.

Dean

He didn't mean to do it.

Sam

Exactly. He's not in control. Not about Dick. That was vengeful spirit crap.

Dean

I know. But it's still Bobby.

Sam

But if he goes there, he won't be anymore. And then we won't be able to pull him back. And then what are we suppose to do?

Dean

I know... Let's just figure out what that thing we stole is...and then we'll figure out what the hell to do with Bobby.

Meg

[On phone] What up, Bullwinkle? Just a little FYI call. Your boy's awake.

Sam

What? [to Dean] Cas is awake.

Dean

When? [Sam puts the phone on speaker] When?

Meg

Last night about eight.

Dean

And you waited till now to call us?

Meg

I've been busy with Cas. He's just a tad different than when he dozed off, 'kay?

Dean

What do you mean, different?

Meg

Hey, Seacrest, guess what – not a nurse. Just playing one on TV. Want answers? Start driving.

Sam

Okay. So, Cas, you said you woke up last night?

Castiel

Yes. I heard a ping that pierced me, and, well, you wouldn't have heard it unless you were an angel at the time.

Sam

That's also when we opened this. [He hands Castiel a bag containing the tablet]

Castiel

Oh. Of course. Now I understand.

Sam

Understand what?

Castiel

You were the ones. Well... I guess that makes sense.

Dean

What makes sense?

Castiel

If someone was going to free the Word from the vault of the earth, it would end up being you two. Oh, I love you guys.

Castiel

This is the handwriting of Metatron.

Sam

Metatron?!? You're saying a Transformer wrote that?

Dean

No, that's Megatron.

Sam

What?

Dean

The Transformer, it's Megatron.

Sam

What?

Sam

[to Dean] Hey. So, we got another wrinkle. Uh, looks like Kevin's gone "missing"... And it's gone federal. Yeah.. Where's Meg?

Meg

I'm here.

Dean

[to Meg] Great, so now we're kidnappers?

Meg

Not if we shut up about it. Why? Who'd we kidnap?

Castiel

[to Meg] You know, those racing dogs were absolutely miserable. They can only think in ovals!

Dean

Cass, don't make me pull this car over!! Why are angels after us?

Castiel

Are you angry? Why are you angry?

Kevin

This looks like a sex torture dungeon. Is this a sex torture dungeon?

Dean

No this is not a sex torture!...Get over here.

Dean

Okay man I have read this more times than the Playboy I found in Dad's duffle.

Sam

Anna Nicole?

Dean

Anna Nicole. Ah, the good they die young, huh?