Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Dean

Yeah, you know how I'm gonna deal? I'm gonna stuff my piehole, I'm gonna drink, and I'm gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world's about to explode because it is.

Dean

I am your flesh-and-blood brother, okay? I'm the only one who can legitimately kick your ass in real time. You got away. We got you out, Sammy. Believe in that. Believe me, okay? You gotta believe me. You've gotta make it stone number one and build on it.

Dean

You cannot be in that crater back there. I can't… If you're gone, I swear I am gonna strap my Beautiful Mind brother into the car and I'm gonna drive us off the pier.

Dean

(after punching Sam for taking the Impala) New rule, you steal my baby, you get punched! What the hell were you thinking Sam! Running off like that! For all I know Satan could've been callin' your plays.

Dean

Wait a second, do dogs even have ghosts?

Dean

That means we've got not just one pissed off witch, but two. It's full on War of the Roses.

Dean

It’s a waffle iron. Nonstick. You just... I actually don’t know how to use it. We good?

Dean

Remember when Crowley kept going on about hating Dick? *brief pause* well, I thought he was just being general.

Dean

You could too, you know. Go to college. Be a hunter slash pediatrician.

Dean

How does paper beat a rock? It's stupid.

Dean

Does this mean that I'm an Untouchable now?

Dean

Hey, you spawn a monster baby and see how quick you want to dive back in the pool.

Dean

So what are we looking for? Octovamp? Vamptopus?

Dean

Shark week man. How do you not watch that? Whole week of sharks!