Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

Details are everything! You don't want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.

Dean

I'm still pissed, and I owe you a serious beat-down, but... I shouldn't have said what I said. I'm not Dad. We're brothers, you know, we're family, and, uh, no matter how bad it gets, that doesn't change. Sammy, I'm sorry.

Dean

Calm down?! I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags. I hate this game. I hate that we're in a procedural cop show. And you want to know why? Because I hate procedural cop shows. There's like 300 on television, they're all the freaking same, it's: "oh... a plane crashed here." Oh shut up!

Dean

No, we're not 'cause we don't screw with people the way you do. And for the record, this isn't about some prized fight between your brothers. Or some destiny that can't be stopped. This is about you being too afraid to stand up to your family! [after setting off the sprinkler system] Don't say I never did anything for you.

Dean

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you like pies.

Dean

I have no illusions. 'Kay, I know the life that I live. I know how that's going to end for me. Whatever. I'm okay with that. But I wanted you to know, that when I do picture myself happy, it's with you. And the kid.

Dean

[to Sam] I don't know if it's being a big brother or what, but to me, you've always been this snot-nosed kid that I've had to keep on the straight and narrow. I think we both know that's not you anymore. I mean, hell, if you're grown up enough to find faith in me, the least I can do is return the favor. So screw destiny right in the face. I say we take the fight to them and do it our way.

Dean

[after Sam has killed a shape shifter in their motel room] Well, there goes our deposit.

Dean

These aren't vampires, man. These... these are douchebags.

Dean

He's watching her sleep, how is that not rapey?

Dean

OK, we split up, clear every room. If you get a shot, you take it. It's not going to kill him, but dude will move a little slower without any kneecaps, and if we make it through this, you, me and Sam are having one hell of a family meeting.

Dean

Empathy man, empathy. I mean, the old Sam would have given her some-some wussified, dew-eyed crap.

Dean

(leaving a voicemail for Sam) I found the connection between the missing chicks. They all banged the same dude. You.

Dean

My spidey senses are tingling.

Dean

I mean, accidents just don't happen accidentally. (Sam stares) You know what I mean.