Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

I'm not sure you get what the story's about.

Dean

That so?

Alright, look. In real life, he sells stereo equipment, I fix copiers; our lives suck. But to be Sam and Dean... to wake up every morning and save the world, to have a brother who, who would die for you... Well, who wouldn't want that?

Castiel

The demon Crowley is making a deal; even as we speak, it's... going... down.

Dean

Going down? Right. Okay, Huggy Bear, just don't lose him.

Castiel

I won't lose him.

Dean

Oh, uh, excuse me for asking, but aren't you kind of signing your own death warrant? I mean, what happens to you if we go up against the devil and lose?

Crowley

Number one, he's going to wipe us all out anyway. Two, after you leave here, I go on an extended vacation to all points nowhere. And three, how about you don't miss, okay! Morons!

Dean

So. Dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink, and, you know, make merry.

Jo

Are you giving me the last night on Earth speech?

Dean

What?

Jo

What?

Dean

No. [laughs No. If I was, would, uh,... would that work?

Jo

[leans in to kiss him, but breaks off] No. Sweetheart, if this is our last night on Earth, then I'm going to spend it with a little thing I call self-respect.

You were referred to me by a Dr. Babar in Chicago.

Dean

That's right.

Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?

Dean

I don't know. I don't have any elephant books. Look doctor, I-I think the doc was in over his head with this one [points at Sam]. Cause my brother's, uh... [whistles and makes circles with his finger].

Okay fine, thank you, that's, that's really not necessary. Why don't you tell me how you're feeling, Alex?

Sam

[sighs] I'm fine. I mean, okay, a little depressed, I guess.

Alright. Any idea why?

Sam

Probably because I started the apocalypse.

The apocalypse?

Sam

Yeah. That's right.

And you think you started it?

Sam

Well yeah. I mean, I killed this demon – Lilith – and I accidentally freed Lucifer from Hell. So now he's topside, and we're trying to stop him.

Who is?

Sam

Me. Him. And, uh, this one angel.

Oh, you mean like a, like an angel on your shoulder.

Sam

No no. His name's Castiel. He wears a trench coat.

Dean

See what I mean, doc? I mean the kid's been beating himself up about this for months! The apocalypse wasn't his fault.

It's not?

Dean

No. There was this other demon, Ruby? She had him addicted to demon blood, I mean, near the end he was practically chugging the stuff. My brother's not evil. He was just... high. Y'know, so, could you fix him up so we could get back to traveling around the country and hunting monsters?

[smiles weakly, then picks up his phone]. Urma? Cancel my lunch.

Why you?

Dean

Why me what?

Why do you have to hunt monsters? Why not let someone else do it?

Dean

I can't find anybody else that dumb. It's my job, somebody's gotta save people's asses. Yours included.

So, is there a quota? How many people do you have to save?

Dean

All of 'em.

All of them? You think you have to save everyone?

Dean

Yup. Whole wide world of sports.

How? [Dean hesitates] Believe me, whatever you've got, I've heard weirder.

Dean

It's the end of the world, okay? I mean, it's the damn biblical apocalypse. And if I don't stop it and save everyone then no one will and we all die.

That's horrible.

Dean

Tell me about it.

I mean, apocalypse or no apocalypse. Monsters or no monsters. It's a crushing weight to have on your shoulders, to feel like six billion lives depend on you. God, how do you get up in the morning?

Sam

The wraith-

Dean

What about her?

Sam

She was right.

Dean

No, she wasn't. She's dead, okay? Let's hit the road. I need a drink, or twelve.

Sam

Most of the time I can hide it, but I am angry. I'm mad at everything. I used to be mad at you and dad, then Lilith, now it's Lucifer. And I make excuses: I blame Ruby, or the demon blood, but it's not their fault, it's not them, it's me. It's inside me. I'm mad all the time, and I don't know why.

Dean

Stop. Stop it. So what if you are? What are you gonna do here, take a leave of absence? You gonna say yes to Lucifer? What?

Sam

No, of course not.

Dean

Exactly. And that's exactly what you're going to do: you're going to take all that crap, and you're gonna bury it. You're gonna forget about it, because that's how we keep going.

Dean

That was a nice thing to say.

Sam

Totally lied. Kid's life sucked ass. All that apple pie family crap, it's stressful. Trust me, we didn't miss a damn thing.

Dean

Or we don't know what we're missing.

Dean

[After Anna shows up in his stripper dream] Anna! I was just, uh, workin' on a case.

Anna

...This is what you dream about...?

Dean

This is awkward.

John

Monsters? Monsters?

Mary

Yes.

John

Monsters are real?

Mary

I'm sorry, I didn't know how to-

John

And you fight them? All of you?

Sam

Yeah.

John

How long?

Mary

All my life.

John

Shut up, all of you! Look not another word or so help me, I will turn this car around!

Dean

Wow, awkward family road trip.

Sam

No kidding.

John

Y'all may have treated me like a fool, but I am not useless. I can draw a damn, whatever it is - a sigil.

Dean

Why don't you go help Sam out? 'Kay? 'Cause this has got to be done in... it's gotta be done in human blood.

John

[cuts his hand open] So? How big?

Dean

I'll show you. [laughs softly]

John

What?

Dean

All of a sudden, you really remind me of my dad.

Michael

Lucifer defied our Father, and he betrayed me, but still, I don't want this any more than you would want to kill Sam. You know, my brother, I practically raised him. I took care of him in a way most people could never understand, and I still love him. But I am going to kill him, because it is right, and I have to.

Dean

What, because God says so?

Michael

Yes. From the beginning, He knew this was how it was going to end.

Dean

And you're just going to do whatever God says?

Michael

Yes, because I am a good son.

Sam

Alright, I'm just gonna go through some files, you can go ahead and get going.

Dean

Sorry?

Sam

Go ahead. Unleash the Kraken. See you tomorrow morning.

Dean

[confused] Where am I going?

Sam

Dean, it's Valentine's Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it? Uh, "unattached drifter Christmas"?

Dean

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well... be that as it may, I don't know. Guess I'm not feeling it this year.

Sam

So, you're not into bars full of lonely women?

Dean

[speaking on his cell] Cas, it's Dean. Yeah, Room 31-C, basement level, St. James Medical Center--

Castiel

[appears in front of Dean, still talking into the cell phone] I'm there now.

Dean

...Yeah, I get that.

Castiel

I'm gonna hang up now.

Dean

Right.

Castiel

What human myth has mistaken for Cupid is actually a lower order of angel. Technically it's a cherub. Third class.

Dean

Cherub?

Castiel

Yeah. They're all over the world, there are dozens of them.

Dean

You mean the little flying fat kid in diapers.