Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

Let me get this straight: your, uh, ultimate hero was not only a short man in diapers, but he was also a fruitarian.

Sam

That's not the point.

Dean

That is good. That is-even for you, that is good.

Sam

How long am I gonna be double-secret probation?

Dean

Until I say so.

Sam

Look. I know what I did. What I've done. And I am trying to climb out of that hole, I am, but you're not making it any easier.

Dean

What am I supposed to do, just let you off the hook?

Sam

No. You can think whatever you want. I deserve it, and worse. Hell, you'll never punish me as much as I'm punishing myself, but the point is, if we're gonna be a team, you and I—it has to be a two-way street.

Sam

Dean, one of the reasons I went off with Ruby... was to get away from you.

Dean

What?

Sam

It made me feel strong, like I wasn't your kid brother.

Dean

Are you saying this is my fault?

Sam

No, it's my fault. All I'm saying is that if we're going to do this, we have to do it different. We can't just fall into the same rut.

Dean

What do you want me to do?

Sam

You're gonna have to let me grow up, for starters.

Dean

Maybe that's the connection. The Tooth Fairy, the Pop Rocks and Coke, the joy buzzer that shocks you, they're all lies that kids believe.

Sam

And now they're coming true. Okay, so whatever's doing this is—is reshaping reality. It has the powers of a god. Or of a trickster.

Dean

Yeah, with the sense of humor of a nine-year-old.

Sam

Or you.

Dean

[steps between Sam and Castiel] Okay, hey, look, we are not going to kill him. Alright? But we can't leave Jesse here, either. We know that. So... we take him to Bobby's, he'll know what to do.

Castiel

You'll kidnap him? What is going on in this town, it's what happens when this thing is happy; you cannot imagine what it will do if it's angry.

Dean

You think Jesse's gonna be OK?

Sam

I hope so.

Dean

You know we destroyed that kid's life by telling him the truth.

Sam

We didn't have a choice, Dean.

Dean

Yeah. You know I'm starting to get why parents lie to their kids. You want them to believe that the worst thing out there is to mixing poprocks and coke. Protect them from the real evil. You want them going to bed feeling safe. If that means lying to them, so be it. More I think about it... more I wish dad had lied to us.

Sam

Yeah, me too.

Dean

So you were just gonna shoot some old guy, is that it?

Sam

I didn't know what you were. I mean have you seen you? You look like-

Dean

The old chick in Titanic. I know, shut up.

Sam

I was gonna say Emperor Palpatine.

Bobby

I see you met John McCain there.

Sam

Yeah... either of you wanna tell me what happened?

Dean

Bobby's an idiot, that's what.

Bobby

Hey, nobody asked you to play.

Dean

You're right, I should've just let you die.

Bobby

And for damn sure, nobody asked you to lose!

Sam

[amused] It's like Grumpy Old Men.

SHUT UP, SAM.

Dean

Sammy, when you get to be our age...

Sam

You're 30, Dean!

Bobby

What exactly am I living for, huh? The damn apocalypse?! Watching men die bloody while I sit in this chair, can't take a step to help 'em.

Dean

Bobby...

Bobby

No, no, It's the facts. I'm old, and I'm broke down, and I... I ain't a hunter no more. I'm useless. And if I wasn't such a coward I'd have stuck a gun in my mouth the day I got home from the hospital.

Dean

You're not useless, Bobby.

Bobby

Okay... good talk.

Dean

Whoa, wait a moment, listen to me. You don't stop being a soldier 'cause you got wounded in battle. Okay? No matter what shape you're in, bottom line is: you're family. Now I don't know if you've noticed but me and Sam, we don't have much left. I can't do this without you. I can't. So don't you dare think about checking out! I don't wanna hear that again!

Bobby

Okay.

Dean

Okay. Good.

Bobby

Thanks... now we done feeling our feelings? Cause I'd like to get out of this room before we both start growing lady parts.

Dean

Yeah, we're done.

Dean

[Narrating] Supernatural is filmed before a live studio audience.

Dean

[Closes his fridge and looks at a cartoonishly big sandwich] I'm gonna need a bigger mouth.

[Laughs, then cheers as Sam walks through the door]

Dean

Hey there Sam. What's happening?

Sam

Oh nothing, um, just the end of the world. [Audience laughs. Sam looks at the sandwich] You're gonna need a bigger mouth. Hey, uh, have you done your research yet?

Dean

Oh yeah, All kinds of research. All night.

Sam

Yeah?

[lets loose wolf whistles and catcalls as a bikini clad woman exits the bathroom]

Oh, Dean. We have some more "research" to do.[More laughter]

Sam

[thoroughly exasperated] Dean...

Dean

[Extreme close-up] Son of a bitch! [More laughter and cheers]

Dean

All that stuff he was spouting in there, do you think he was telling the truth?

Sam

I think he believes it.

Dean

So what do we do?

Sam

I don't know.

Dean

I'll tell you one thing – right about now wish I was back on a TV show.

Sam

Yeah, me too.

Sam

He means the books, Chuck. Why are you publishing more books?

Chuck

Um... for food and shelter.

Dean

Who gave you the rights to our life story?

Chuck

An Archangel, and I didn't want it.

Dean

Well, you sure look lovely tonight. Especially for a dead chick.

Buddy, I have heard that line 17 times tonight, okay? And all from dudes wearing MacGyver jackets. But you seem different.

Dean

How so?

Well, you don't seem scared of women.

Dean

No, I am not a fan, okay. Not fans. In fact, I think that the Dean and Sam story sucks. It is not fun, it's not entertaining. It is a river of crap that would send most people howling to the nuthouse! So you listen to me. Their pain is not for your amusement. I mean, do you think they they enjoy being treated like-like circus freaks?

Ahh, I don't think they care. Because they're fictional characters.

Dean

Oh, they care. Believe me, they care a lot! [storms off]

Sam

He, uh... He takes the story really seriously.