Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

Now I'm thinking about dad sex, stop talking.

Sam

Maybe he slipped one past the goalie.

Dean

Dude!

Adam

He's a mechanic, right?

Dean

A car fell on him.

Adam

Okay, so basically you're saying that every movie monster, every nightmare that I've ever had, that's all real.

Dean

Godzilla's just a movie.

Adam

How can I help?

Dean

You can't.

Adam

This thing killed my mom. If you're hunting it, I want in.

Dean

No.

Sam

Dean, look maybe...

Dean

[interrupting] Maybe what?

Sam

He lost his mother. Maybe we can understand what that feels like.

Dean

Why do you think Dad never told us about this kid, Sam, huh? Why do you think he ripped out the pages?

Sam

Because...

Dean

[interrupting] Because he was protecting him!

Sam

Dad's dead, Dean.

Dean

It doesn't matter! He didn't want Adam to have our lives, okay? And we're gonna respect his wishes.

Adam

Do I get a say in this?

No!

Dean

You know I finally get why you and Dad butted heads so much. You two are practically the same person. I mean, I worshiped the guy, y'know. I-I dressed like him, I acted like him, I listened to the same music. But you are more like him than I will ever be. I see that now.

Sam

I'll take that as a compliment.

Dean

You can take it any way you want.

Castiel

We need to talk.

Dean

I'm dreaming, aren't I?

Castiel

It's not safe here... someplace more private.

Dean

More private? We're inside my head.

Castiel

Exactly. Someone could be listening.

Dean

Cas, what's wrong?

Castiel

Meet me here. Go now.

Sam

You have to come with us.

How long? And don't give me that "cross that bridge when we get to it" crap.

Sam

Don't you get it? Forever. The demons will never stop. You can never be with your family. So, you either get as far away from them as possible, or you put a bullet in your head. And that's how you keep your family safe. But there's no getting out and there's no going home.

Dean

Well, don't sugarcoat it, Sam.

Sam

I'm just telling him the truth, Dean. Someone has to.

Dean

Cas, hold up. What were you gonna tell me?

Castiel

I learned my lesson while I was away, Dean. I serve Heaven, I don't serve man. And I certainly don't serve you.

Dean

How long is this gonna go on?

Bobby

Here, let me look it up in my demon-detox manual. Oh, wait. No one ever wrote one.

Sam

Stop bossing me around, Dean! Look, my whole life you take the wheel, you call the shots, and I trust you because you are my brother. Now, I am asking you. For once, trust me.

Dean

No. You don't know what you're doing, Sam.

Sam

Yes, I do!

Dean

Then that's worse!

Sam

Why? Look I'm telling you-

Dean

Because it's not something that you're doing, it's what you are! It means...

Sam

What? No. Say it!

Dean

It means you're a monster.

Dean

I'm not even sure if he's still my brother anymore. If he ever was.

Bobby

You stupid, stupid son of a bitch! Well boo-hoo, I am so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good? Make you an apple pie, maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!

Dean

I told him, "You walk out that door, don't come back," and he walked out anyway. That was his choice!

Bobby

You sound like a whiny brat... No, you sound like your dad. Well let me tell you something, your dad was a coward.

Dean

My dad was a lot of things, Bobby, but a coward?

Bobby

He'd rather push Sam away then reach out to him. Well, that don't strike me as brave. You are a better man than your daddy ever was, so you do both of us a favor. Don't be him.

Dean

Tell me something. Where's God in all this?

Zachariah

God? God has left the building.

Castiel

You can't reach him, Dean. You're outside your coverage zone.

Dean

What're you gonna do to Sam?

Castiel

Nothing. He's gonna do it to himself.

Dean

What's that supposed to mean? Oh right, right. Better toe the company line. Why are you here, Cas?

Castiel

We've been through much together, you and I; I just wanted to say I'm sorry it ended like this.

Dean

Sorry? [Dean hits Castiel] It's Armageddon, Cas, you need a bigger word than "sorry."

Castiel

Try to understand; this is long foretold, this is your--

Dean

Destiny? Don't give me that "holy" crap. Destiny, God's plan... It's all a bunch of lies, you poor, stupid, son of a bitch! It's just a way for your bosses to keep me and keep you in line! You know what's real? People, families - that's real. And you're gonna watch them all burn?

Castiel

What is so worth saving?! I see nothing but pain here. I see inside you, I see your guilt, your anger, confusion. In Paradise, all is forgiven. You'll be at peace. Even with Sam.

Dean

You can take your peace... and shove it up your lily-white ass. 'Cause I'll take the pain and the guilt. I'll even take Sam as is. It's a lot better than being some Stepford bitch in Paradise. This is simple, Cas! No more crap about being a good soldier; there is a right, and there is a wrong here, and you know it. Look at me! You know it! And you were gonna help me once, weren't you? You were gonna warn me about all this, before they dragged you back to Bible Camp. Help me, now. Please.

Castiel

What would you have me do?

Dean

Get me to Sam. We can stop this before it's too late!

Castiel

I do that, we will all be hunted! We'll all be killed!

Dean

If there is anything worth dying for... this is it... [Castiel shakes his head] You spineless, soulless, son of a bitch. What do you care about dying? You're already dead. We're done.

Castiel

Dean.

Dean

We're done.

Dean

Where's Cas?

Chuck

He's dead. Or gone. The archangels smote the crap out of him. I'm sorry.

Dean

You're sure? I mean, maybe he just vanished into the light or something.

Chuck

Oh, no. He, like, exploded. Like a water balloon of chunky soup.

Dean

What if we win? I'm serious. Screw the angels and the demons and their crap Apocalypse. Hell, they want to fight a war? They can find their own planet. This one's ours, and I say they get the hell off it. We take 'em all on, we kill the Devil, hell, we even kill Michael if we have to, but we do it our own damn selves.

Bobby

And how are we supposed to do all this, genius?

Dean

[shrugs] I got no idea. But what I do have is a G.E.D., and a "give 'em hell" attitude and I'll figure it out.

Bobby

You are nine kinds of crazy, boy.

Dean

It's been said.