Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

What?

Dean

This job is jacked that's what.

Sam

How so?

Dean

You want me to gank a monster or torch a corpse, hey, lets light it up, right? Bu- But this? If we fix whatever this is, people are going to start dropping dead. Good people.

Sam

Look, I-I don't want them to die either, Dean, but there's a... natural order.

Dean

You're kidding right?

Sam

[laughing] What?

Dean

You don't see the irony in that? I mean, you and me, we're like the poster boys of the unnatural order. All we do is ditch death.

Sam

Yeah, but the normal rules don't really apply to us. Do they?

Dean

We're no different than anybody else.

Sam

I'm infected with demon blood. You've been to Hell. Look, I know you want to think of yourself as Joe the Plumber, Dean, but you're not. Neither am I. The sooner you accept that the better off you're gonna be.

Dean

Joe the Plumber was a douche.

Tell me something, geniuses. Even if you do break into the Veil and you find the Reaper, how you going to save it?

Dean

With style and class.

I've been around death from the get-go. You know what I see most? Lies. "He's in a better place." "At least they're together now." You all lie to yourselves, Dean because, like you said, deep down you're all scared. Stop lying to yourself, Dean.

Dean

What?

"The angels have something good in store for you." "A second chance." Really? Because, I'm pretty sure... deep down you know something nasty's coming down the road. Trust your instincts, Dean. There's no such thing as miracles.

Dean

I want to talk to Cas alone.

Uriel

I think I'll go seek... revelation. We might have some further orders.

Dean

Well, get some doughnuts while you're out.

Uriel

[laughs] Ah, this one, just won't quit, will he? I think I'm starting to like you boy. [Uriel disappears]

Dean

You guys don't walk enough. You're gonna get flabby. You know, I'm starting to think Junkless has a better sense of humor than you do.

Castiel

Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.

Dean

What's goin' on, Cas? Since when does Uriel put a leash on you?

Castiel

My superiors have begun to question my sympathies.

Dean

Your sympathies?

Castiel

I was getting too close to the humans in my charge: you. They feel I've begun to express emotions; doorways to doubt. This can impair my judgment.

Dean

Well, tell Uriel, or whoever, you do not want me doing this. Trust me.

Castiel

Want it, no. But I've been told we need it.

Dean

You ask me to open that door and walk through it, you will not like what walks back out.

Castiel

For what it's worth, I would give anything not to have you do this.

I had your pop on my rack for close to a century.

Dean

You can't stall forever.

John Winchester made quite a name for himself. A hundred years. After each session I'd... I'd make him the same offer I made you: I'd put down my blade if he picked one up...

Dean

Just give me the demon's name, Alastair.

But he said, "nein," each and every time. Damned if I couldn't break him. Pulled out all the stops. But John, he was made of something unique, the stuff of heroes. And then came Dean. Dean Winchester. I thought I was up against it again. But, daddy's little girl, he broke. He broke in thirty. Ah, just not the man your daddy wanted you to be, huh, Dean? No. Now we're getting somewhere. Holy water? Come on, Grasshopper, you're gonna have to get creative to impress me.

Dean

You know something, Alastair? I could still dream, even in Hell. And over and over and over, you know what I dreamt? I dreamt of this moment. And believe me... I've got a few ideas. Let's get started.

You know, it was supposed to be your father. He was supposed to bring it on. But in the end, it was you.

Dean

Bring what on?

Every night, the same offer, remember? Same as your father, and finally you said, "Sign me up." Oh, the first time you picked up my razor, the first time you sliced into that weeping bitch. That was the first Seal.

Dean

You're lying.

"And it is written that the first Seal shall be broken when a righteous man sheds blood in hell. As he breaks, so shall it break." We had to break the first Seal before any others. Only way to get the dominoes to fall, right? Topple the one at the front of the line. When we win, when we bring on the Apocalypse and burn this earth down, we'll owe it all to you, Dean Winchester. Believe me, son, I wouldn't lie about that. It's kind of a religious sort of thing, I think.

Dean

No, I don't think you are lying. But even if the demons do win, you won't be there to see it.

Castiel

Are you alright?

Dean

No thanks to you.

Castiel

You need to be more careful.

Dean

You need to learn how to manage a damned Devil's Trap.

Castiel

That's not what I mean. Uriel is dead.

Dean

Was it the demons?

Castiel

It was disobedience. He was working against us.

Dean

Is it true? Did I break the first Seal? Did I start all this?

Castiel

Yes. When we discovered Lilith's plan for you, we laid siege to Hell. And we fought our way to get to you before you–

Dean

Jump-started the apocalypse.

Castiel

We were too late.

Dean

Why didn't you just leave me there, then?

Castiel

It's not blame that falls on you, Dean. It's fate. "The righteous man who begins it is the only one who can finish it." You have to stop it.

Dean

Lucifer? The apocalypse? What does that mean? Hey! Don't you go disappearing on me you son of a bitch. What does that mean?

Castiel

I don't know.

Dean

Bull!

Castiel

I don't. Dean, they don't tell me much. I know our fate rests with you.

Dean

Well, then you guys are screwed. I can't do it, Cas. It's too big. Alastair was right. I'm not all here, I'm not st—I'm not strong enough. Well, I guess I'm not the man either of our dads wanted me to be. Find someone else. It's not me.

Sam

Can I ask you a question?

Dean

Look, man, I told you, I'm not into the, uh...

Sam

Oh dude, come on, I'm not either. I just wanna ask you one question.

Dean

We do what I do best, Sammy. Research.

Sam

Okay. Did you just call me "Sammy"?

Dean

Did I?

Sam

I think you did. Yeah. Don't.

Zachariah

Real place, real haunting. Just plunked you in the middle without the benefit of your memories.

Dean

Just to shake things up? Hmm? So you guys can have fun watching us run around like assclowns in monkey suits!?

Zachariah

To prove to you that the path you're on is truly in your blood. You're a Hunter. Not because your dad made you, not because God called you back from Hell, but because it is what you are and you love it. You'll find your way to it in the dark every single time, and you're miserable without it. Dean, let's be real here. You're good at this.

Zachariah

You'll do everything you're destined to do, all of it. But I know, I know, you... you're not strong enough, you're scared, you got daddy issues, you can't do it, right?

Dean

Angel or not, I will stab you in your face.

Zachariah

All I'm saying is, it's how you look at it. Most folks live and die without moving anything more than the dirt it takes to bury them. You get to change things, save people, maybe even the world. All the while you drive a classic car and fornicate with women. This isn't a curse, it's a gift. So for God's sakes, Dean, quit whining about it. Look around: there are plenty of fates worse than yours. So, you with me? You want to go steam yourself another latte, or are you ready to stand up and be who you really are?

Dean

[reading a Supernatural book] This is freakin' insane. How's this guy know all this stuff?

Sam

You've got me.

Dean

Everything is in here. I mean everything, from the racist truck to--to me having sex. I'm full frontal in here, dude.

Dean

There's Sam girls and Dean girls. And... what's a slash fan?

Sam

As in... Sam slash Dean. Together.

Dean

Like... together together?

Sam

Yeah.

Dean

They do know we're brothers, right?

Sam

Doesn't seem to matter.

Dean

Ah, come on. That... that's just sick.

Sam

Well, we're hoping that our article can... shine a light on an under-appreciated series.

Yeah! Yeah, I mean, because, you know, if we got a little bit of good press, then maybe we could start publishing again!

Dean

No, no, no. God no. I mean, why, why would you want to do that? You know, it's uh... such a complete series. What with Dean going to Hell, and all.

Oh, my God. That was one of my favorite ones because Dean was so... strong and sad and brave. And Sam... oh, I mean the best parts are when they cry, you know, like in... in "Heart." When Sam had to kill Madison, the first woman since Jessica he really loved. And in "Home," when Dean had to call John and ask him for help. If only real men were so open and in touch with their feelings.

Dean

Real men?

Oh... I mean, no offense. How often do you cry like that, hmm?

Dean

Well, right now I'm crying on the inside.

Is that supposed to be funny?

Dean

Lady, this whole thing is funny.

Sam

You think I'll do it, don't you? You think I'll go darkside.

Dean

Yes! Okay? Yes. The way you've been acting lately! The things you've been doing! Oh, I know. How you ripped Alistair apart like it was nothing, like you were swatting a fly. Cas told me, okay?

Sam

...What else did he tell you?

Dean

Nothing I don't already know. That you've been using your psychic crap and you've been getting stronger; we just don't know why and we don't know how.

Sam

It's not what you think...

Dean

Then what is it, Sam?! 'Cause I'm at a total loss!