Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

Whatever they are, they're big, nasty...

Dean

Yeah, I bet they could hump the crap out of your leg. Look at that one, huh? [chuckles] What? They could!

Sam

So?

Dean

Secretary's name is Carly. She's 23, she, uh, kayaks, and they're real.

Sam

You didn't happen to ask her if she's seen any black dogs lately, did you?

Dean

Every complaint called in this week about anything big, black or dog-like. There's 19 calls in all. And, uh, I don't know what this thing is.

Sam

[Laughs] You mean Carly's MySpace address?

Dean

Yeah, MySpace. What the hell is that? [Sam laughs] Seriously, is that, like, some sort of porn site?

Sam

We gotta find out if anyone else struck any bargains around here.

Dean

Great. So, we've got to clean up these people's mess for them? I mean, they're not exactly squeaky clean. Nobody put a gun to their head and forced them to play "Let's Make a Deal."

Sam

So, what, we should just leave them to die?

Dean

Somebody goes over Niagara in a barrel, you gonna jump in and try to save them?

Dean

You did it to save her?

She had cancer, they'd stopped treatment, they were moving her into hospice. They kept saying, "Matter of days." So, yeah, I made the deal. And I'd do it again. I'd have died for her on the spot.

Dean

Did you ever think about her in all this?

I did this for her.

Dean

You sure about that? I think you did it for yourself so you wouldn't have to live without her. But, guess what, she's gonna have to live without you now. But what if she knew how much it cost? What if she knew it cost your soul? How do you think she'd feel?

Sam

Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?

Dean

Yeah. The shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...

Sam

That's not school! That's Schoolhouse Rock!

Dean

...Whatever.

Sam

What do you think? Multiple demons? Mass possession?

Dean

If it is a possession, there could be more. God knows how many. It could be like a friggin' Shriner Convention.

Sam

Great.

Dean

'Course, that's one way to wipe out a town. You take it from the inside.

Sam

I don't know, man. We didn't see any of the demon smoke with Tanner, or any of the other usual signs.

Dean

Well, whatever. Something turned him into a monster. And you know, if you would have taken out the other one, one less to worry about.

Sam

Sorry, all right? I hesitated, Dean, it was a kid.

Dean

No, it was an "it". Not the best time for a bleeding heart, Sam.

Dean

For what? For him to Hulk out? Infect somebody else? No, thanks, can't take that chance. [Sam stops him from leaving.] Hey look, man, I'm not happy about this, okay? But it's a tough job and you know that.

Sam

It's supposed to be tough, Dean! We're supposed to struggle with this, that's the whole point!

Dean

What does that buy us?

Sam

A clear conscience, for one.

Dean

It's too late for that.

Sam

What the hell's happened to you?

Dean

What?

Sam

You might kill an innocent man, and you don't even care! You don't act like yourself anymore, Dean. Hell, you know what? You're acting like one of those things out there.

Dean

Mm-hmm. [He pushes Sam out of his way. He leaves the room, locking the door behind him.]

Sam

This is the dumbest thing you've ever done.

Dean

I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa? (shudders)

Sam

Dean, I'm sick. It's over for me. It doesn't have to be for you.

Dean

No?

Sam

No, you can keep going.

Dean

Who says I want to?

Sam

What? [Dean sits down and pauses before talking.]

Dean

I'm tired, Sam. I'm tired of this job. This life. This weight on my shoulders, man, I'm tired of it.

Sam

So, what? So, you're just gonna give up? I mean, you're just gonna lay down and die? Look, Dean, I know the stuff with Dad had--

Dean

You're wrong. It's not about Dad. I mean, part of it is, sure-—

Sam

What is it about?

Dean

I don't know, man. I just think maybe we oughta... go to the Grand Canyon.

Sam

What?

Dean

Yeah, you know, all this driving back and forth, cross-country. You know I've never been to the Grand Canyon? Or we could go to T.J. Or Hollywood, see if we can bang Lindsay Lohan.

Dean

Before Dad died he... he told me something. Something about you.

Sam

What? Dean, what did he tell you?

Dean

He said that he... wanted me to watch out for you. Take care of you.

Sam

He told you that a million times.

Dean

No, this time was different. He said that I had to... save you.

Sam

Save me from what?

Dean

He just said that I had to save you. Nothing else mattered. And if I couldn't, I'd...

Sam

You'd what, Dean?

Dean

I'd have to kill you. [Sam looks at him, confused.] He said that I might have to kill you, Sammy.

Sam

Kill me? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Dean

I don't know.

Sam

I mean, he must've had some kind of reason for saying it, right? Did he know the demon's plans for me? Am I supposed to go dark-side or something?! What else did he say, Dean?

Dean

Nothing. That's it, I swear.

Sam

How could you not have told me this?!

Dean

Because it was dad and he begged me not to.

Sam

Who cares?! Take some responsibility for yourself, Dean! You had no right to keep this from me!

Dean

You think I wanted this? Huh? I wish to God he'd never opened his mouth! And I wouldn't have to walk around with this screaming in my head all day!

Sam

[after a long pause] We've just gotta figure out what's going on then, what the hell all this means.

Dean

We do? I've been thinking about this, I think we should just lay low, you know? At least for a while. It'd be safer. And that way, I could make sure...

Sam

What? That I don't turn evil? That I don't turn into some kind of killer?

Dean

I never said that.

Sam

Jeez, if you're not careful, you will have to waste me one day, Dean.

Dean

I never said that! Damn it, Sam, this whole thing is spinning out of control! Alright? You're immune to some weirdo demon virus, and I don't even know what the hell anymore. And you're pissed at me, and I get it. That's fine, I deserve it. But we lay low until we figure out our next move, okay?

Sam

Forget it.

Dean

Sam, please, man. [He grabs Sam's shoulder] Hey, please. Just give me some time. Give me some time to think, okay, I'm begging you here. Please... please. [Sam nods]

Sam

We've gotta save as many people as we can.

Dean

Wow, that attitude is just way too healthy for me. I'm officially uncomfortable now. Thank you.

Dean

Dude, this is sweet! I never get to work jobs like this.

Sam

Like what?

Dean

Old-school haunted houses. You know: fog, secret passageways, sissy British accents. We might even run into Fred and Daphne while we're inside. Mmm, Daphne...love her.

Dean

Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?

Sam

Well, you are kind of butch. Probably think you're overcompensating.

Dean

[uncomfortable chuckle] Right.

Dean

You know, she could be faking.

Sam

Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? [Dean nods] Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!

Dean

Feels good to get back in the saddle, doesn't it?

Sam

Yeah. Yeah, it does. But it doesn't change what we talked about last night, Dean.

Dean

[evasive] We talked about a lotta things last night.

Sam

You know what I mean.

Dean

You were wasted.

Sam

But you weren't. And you promised.