Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

And I'm supposed to listen to her? We barely know her, Sam. No, thanks. I'll go with Gordon.

Sam

Right, because Gordon's such an old friend. You don't think I can see what this is?

Dean

What are you talking about?

Sam

He's a substitute for Dad, isn't he? A poor one.

Dean

Shut up, Sam.

Sam

He's not even close, Dean. Not on his best day.

Dean

You know, I'm not even gonna talk—

Sam

You know what? You slap on his big fake smile but I can see through it. 'Cause I know how you feel, Dean. Dad's dead, and he left a hole, and it hurt so bad you can't take it. But you can't just fill that hole with whoever you want to. It's an insult to his memory!

Dean

Okay... [He turns around and hits Sam.]

Sam

You hit me all you want. It won't change anything.

Dean

Sam, if you bring up Dad's death up one more time, I swear...

Sam

Stop. Please, Dean, it's killing you. Please. We've already lost Dad, we've lost Mom, I've lost Jessica and now I'm gonna lose you too.

Dean

We better get out of here before the cops come. I hear you, okay? Yeah, I'm being an ass and I'm sorry. But right now, we got a freaking zombie running around, we need to figure out how to kill it. Right?

Sam

Our lives are weird, man.

Dean

You're telling me. Come on.

Dean

We can't just waste it with a headshot?

Sam

Dude, you've been watching way too many Romero flicks.

Dean

You're telling me there's no lore on how to smoke 'em?

Sam

No, Dean, I'm telling you there's too much. I mean, there's at least a hundred different legends on the walking dead, but they all have different methods for killing 'em. Some say setting 'em on fire... uh, one said [flipping through John's journal] ...where is it? Right here. "Feeding their hearts to wild dogs." That's my personal favorite.

Sam

You think Angela's going after somebody?

Dean

[knocking aside a grate to reveal a large hole in the wall leading outside] Nah, I think she went out to rent Beaches.

Sam

Look, smartass, she might kill someone. We gotta find her, Dean.

Dean

Yeah. Alright, she, uh... She clipped Matt because he was cheating, right?

Sam

Yeah.

Dean

Well, it takes two to, you know... have hardcore sex.

You're crazy.

Dean

Your girlfriend's past her expiration date and we're crazy?

Dean

I'm sorry.

Sam

You -- For what?

Dean

The way I've been acting. And for Dad. I mean, he was your dad too. And it's my fault that he's gone.

Sam

What are you talking about?

Dean

I know you've been thinking it, so have I. Doesn't take a genius to it figure out. Back at the hospital, I made a full recovery. It was a miracle. And five minutes later Dad's dead and the Colt's gone.

Sam

Dean.

Dean

You can't tell me that there's not a connection there. I don't know how the demon was involved. I don't know how the whole thing went down exactly. But Dad's dead because of me. And that much I do know.

Sam

We don't know that. Not for sure.

Dean

Sam ... [He starts to cry] You and Dad ... you're the most important people in my life. And now... I never should've come back, Sam. It wasn't natural. And now look what's come of it. I was dead. And I should have stayed dead. You wanted to know how I was feeling. Well, that's it.

Dean

So tell me. What could you possibly say to make that all right?

Dean

Besides, if I ran off with you, I think your mother might kill me. [gives Ellen a sheepish grin as she glares at him from across the room]

Jo

You're afraid of my mother?

Dean

[turns back to Jo] I think so.

If you want to find him [Andy], try Orchard Street. Just look for a van with a barbarian queen painted on the side.

Dean

Barbarian queen?

She's riding a polar bear, it's kinda hard to miss.

Hey! You think I haven't seen you two? Why are you following me?

Sam

Well, we're lawyers. See, a relative of yours has passed...

[Interrupting] Tell the truth.

Sam

That's what I'm...

Dean

We hunt demons.

What?

Sam

[Shocked] Dean!

Dean

Demons, spirits, things your worst nightmares wouldn't even touch. Sam here, he's my brother...

Sam

Dean! Shut up!

Dean

I'm trying. He's psychic, kinda like you. Well, not really like you, but see he thinks you're a murderer and he's afraid that he's gonna become one himself because you're all part of something that's terrible and I hope to hell that he's wrong, but I'm starting to get a little scared that he might be right.

Dean

Young girl's been kidnapped by an evil cult.

Sam

Yeah. Girl got a name?

Dean

Katie Holmes.

Sam

That's funny... and for you, so bitchy.

Dean

Hunters don't tip that well.

Jo

Well they aren't that good at poker either.

Dean

Jo, you've got options. No one in their right mind chooses this life. My dad started me on this when I was so young, I wish I could do something else.

Jo

You love the job.

Dean

Yeah, but I'm a little twisted.

Jo

You don't think I'm a little twisted, too?

Dean

Jo, you've got a mother that worries about you, who wants something more for you. Those are good things. You don't throw things like that away. They might be hard to find later.

Dean

What do you think, Scully, want to check it out?

Sam

I'm not Scully, you're Scully.

Dean

No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman.

Sam

Anthony Gyles' body was found right about here. [reads] "Throat slit so deep, part of his spinal cord was visible."

Dean

[whistles] What do you think? Vengeful spirit, underline "vengeful"?

Sam

So much for a low profile. You've got a warrant in St. Louis, and now you're officially in the Feds' database.

Dean

Dude, I'm like Dillinger or something.

Sam

Dean, it's not funny. Makes the job harder. We've got to be more careful now.

Dean

Well, what have they got on you?

Sam

I'm sure they just haven't posted it yet.

Dean

Wait - no accessory, nothing?

Sam

Shut up.

Dean

[laughs] You're jealous.

Sam

No, I'm not!

Dean

Uh-huh. All right, what have you got on the case there, you innocent, harmless, young man, you?