Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

Hunting's our day job. And the pay is crap.

Sam

Yeah, but hustling pool, credit card scams... it's not the most honest thing in the world, Dean.

Dean

Well, let's see. [weighs the two] Honest... fun and easy. [pause] It's no contest. Besides, we're good at it; it's what we were raised to do.

Sam

Yeah, well, how we were raised was jacked.

Sam

Supposedly died from Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease.

Dean

[confused] Huh?

Sam

Human Mad Cow Disease.

Dean

Mad Cow... wasn't that on Oprah?

Sam

You watch Oprah?

Let me just say. We accept home owners of any race, religion, color, or... sexual orientation.

Dean

We're brothers.

Well let me just say we accept home owners of any race, religion, color, or... sexual orientation.

Dean

Right. Um, I'm going to go talk to Larry. Okay, Honey? [smacks Sam on the butt]

Sam

[looking over at Larry scolding his son] Remind you of somebody?

Sam

Dad?

Dean

Dad never treated us like that.

Sam

[Chuckles] Well, dad never treated you like that. You were perfect. He was all over my case.

Sam

You don't remember?

Dean

Maybe he had to raise his voice, but sometimes you were out of line.

Sam

[Chuckles] Right. Right, like when I said I'd rather play soccer than learn bow hunting.

Dean

Bow hunting's an important skill.

Sam

Whatever.

Dean

Hey, so, with that kid back there- How could you tell him to just ditch his family like that?

Sam

Just, uh, I know what the kid's going through.

Dean

How about telling him to respect his old man? How's that for advice.

Sam

Dean, come on. This isn't about his old man. You think I didn't respect Dad. That's what this is about.

Sam

I respected him. But no matter what I did, it was never good enough.

Dean

So what are you saying? That dad was disappointed in you?

Sam

Was? Is ...always has been.

Dean

Why would you think that?

Sam

Because I didn't want to bow hunt... or hustle pool, because I wanted to go to school and live my life, which in our whacked-out family made me the freak.

Dean

You were kinda like the blonde chick in The Munsters.

Sam

Dean, you know what most dads are when their kids score a full ride? Proud. Most dads don't toss their kids out of the house.

Dean

I remember that fight. In fact, I seem to recall a few choice phrases comin' out of your mouth.

Sam

You know, truth is, when we finally do find Dad... I don't know if he's even gonna wanna see me.

Dean

Sam, Dad was never disappointed in you. Never. He was scared.

Sam

What are you talking about?

Dean

He was afraid of what could've happened to you if he wasn't around. But even when you two weren't talkin' ...he used to swing by Stanford whenever he could. Keep an eye on you. Make sure you were safe.

Sam

What?

Dean

Yeah.

Sam

Why didn't you tell me any of that?

Dean

Well, it's a two-way street, dude. You could've picked up the phone.

Sam

Joe White Tree? [the man nods] We'd like to ask you a few questions, if that's all right.

Dean

We're students from the university.

No, you're not. You're lying.

Dean

[seems taken aback] Um, well, truth is—

You know who starts sentence with "truth is"? Liars. [Dean exchanges a look with Sam]

Sam

Have you heard of Oasis Plains? It's a housing development near the Atoka Valley.

[to Dean] I like him. He's not a liar.

Sam

I want to find Dad.

Dean

Yeah, me too.

Sam

Yeah, but I just... I want to apologize to him.

Dean

For what?

Sam

All the things I said to him. He was just doing the best he could.

Dean

Well, don't worry, we'll find him. And you'll apologize.. and then within five minutes, you guys will be at each other's throats.

Alright then, don't you worry about a thing, your wife is crazy about you.

Thank you. [client leaves]

Missouri

Whoo, poor bastard. His woman is cold-banging the gardener.

Dean

Why didn't you tell him?

Missouri

People don't come here for the truth, they come for good news.

Missouri

Sam, oh honey. I'm sorry about your girlfriend. And your father... he's missing.

Sam

How'd you know all that?

Missouri

Well, you were just thinking it, just now.

Dean

Where is he? Is he okay?

Missouri

I don't know.

Dean

Don't know? You're supposed to be a psychic, right?

Missouri

Boy, you see me sawing some bony tramp in half?! You think I'm a magician?! I may be able to read thoughts and sense energies in a room but I can't just pull facts out of thin air. Sit! Please. [everyone sits] Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm gonna whack you with a spoon!

Dean

I didn't do anything!

Missouri

Well you were thinking about it!

Dean

Mom?

Mary Winchester

Dean. Sam. I'm sorry.

Sam

For what?

Mary

[to poltergeist] You get out of my house. And let go of my son.

Sam

Dean... When are we going to talk about it?

Dean

Talk about what?

Sam

About the fact that Dad's not here.

Dean

Oh, uh, let's see, never.

Sam

I'm being serious, man.

Dean

So am I, Sam. Look, he sent us here. He obviously wants us here. We'll just have to pick up the search later.

Sam

It doesn't matter what he wants.

Dean

See, that attitude right there, that is why I always got the extra cookie.

Sam

Dad could be in trouble. We should be looking for him. We deserve some answers, Dean. I mean, this is our family we're talking about!

Dean

I understand that, Sam. But he's given us an order.

Sam

So what? We've always got to follow dad's orders?

Dean

Of course we do.

Dean

Sam, put the gun down.

Sam

[possessed by Dr. Sanford Ellicott] Is that an order?

Dean

No, it's more of a friendly request.

Dean

You're not gonna try to kill me, are you?

Sam

No.

Dean

Good. 'Cause that would be awkward.

Sam

Dean, if this demon killed Mom and Jess, and Dad's closing in, we've gotta be there. We've gotta help.

Dean

Dad doesn't want our help!

Sam

Well, I don't care.

Dean

He's given us an order.

Sam

[firmly] I don't care. We don't always have to do what he says.

Dean

Sam, Dad is asking us to work jobs, to save lives. It's important.

Sam

Alright, I understand. Believe me, I understand. But I'm talking one week here, man, to-- to get answers. To get revenge.

Dean

All right, look, I know how you feel.

Sam

Do you? [Dean seems shocked at Sam's tone] How old were you when Mom died? Four? Jess died six months ago. How the hell would you know how I feel?

Dean

Dad said it wasn't safe. For any of us. I mean, he obviously knows something that we don't. So if he says to stay away, we stay away!

Sam

I don't understand the blind faith you have in the man. I mean, it's like you don't even question him!

Dean

Yeah, it's called being a good son! [Sam exits car, starts getting his stuff out of trunk. Dean gets out too] You're a selfish bastard, you know that? You just do whatever you want. Don't care what anybody thinks.

Sam

That's what you really think?

Dean

Yes, it is.

Sam

[scoffs] Well, then this selfish bastard is going to California. [Starts walking away]

Dean

Come on, you're not serious.

Sam

I am serious.

Dean

It's the middle of the night! Hey, I'm taking off, I will leave your ass, you hear me?

Sam

[Stops walking and looks at Dean] That's what I want you to do.

Dean

Goodbye, Sam.