Missouri quotes from Supernatural

Alright then, don't you worry about a thing, your wife is crazy about you.

Thank you. [client leaves]

Missouri

Whoo, poor bastard. His woman is cold-banging the gardener.

Dean

Why didn't you tell him?

Missouri

People don't come here for the truth, they come for good news.

Missouri

Sam, oh honey. I'm sorry about your girlfriend. And your father... he's missing.

Sam

How'd you know all that?

Missouri

Well, you were just thinking it, just now.

Dean

Where is he? Is he okay?

Missouri

I don't know.

Dean

Don't know? You're supposed to be a psychic, right?

Missouri

Boy, you see me sawing some bony tramp in half?! You think I'm a magician?! I may be able to read thoughts and sense energies in a room but I can't just pull facts out of thin air. Sit! Please. [everyone sits] Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm gonna whack you with a spoon!

Dean

I didn't do anything!

Missouri

Well you were thinking about it!

Missouri

That boy... he has such powerful abilities. Why he couldn't sense his own father, I have no idea.

John Winchester

Mary's spirit—do you really think she saved the boys?

Missouri

I do. John Winchester, I could just slap you. Why won't you go talk to your children?

John

I want to. You have no idea how much I wanna see 'em. But I can't. Not yet. Not until I know the truth!