[fighting Harley] Here's for that punch in the face!
Ooh, listen to Little Miss Can't-Take-A-Joke!
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How soon can we get to Hob's Bay?
[Alfred opens a case with the Jet-wing]
APAlfred Pennyworth
If I may be so bold, sir... "when in Rome"...
Copybat, copybat. Suffering from propulsion envy, Batboy?
Think of it as a welcome wagon, Bats. Welcoming you to the nearest mortuary.
Thank you. I couldn't have saved Lois without your help.
I'm aware of that.
[Trying to cheer up a dejected Joker with a Batman-shaped cookie] Hello, Mr. J! I'm Batman. Eat me, eat me, eat me!
I know you're trying to cheer me up, Harley, but you see, any time I blow a $1 billion deal, IT REALLY KILLS MY APPETITE!
I could always...ask him.
Ooh, this could be a fair fight after all... And who wants to see that?
[just saw Batman unmasked] So when were you gonna tell me- the honeymoon?
How could you have lied to me like that?
Now, I never actually said I wasn't Batman... [she smacks the cut on his back] Ow!
I'll get some iodine for that scrape. Burning, stinging iodine. [Walks into the bathroom]
I see she's taking it well.
It's ironic, you know. She likes Bruce Wayne, and she likes Superman. It's the other two guys she's not crazy about.
Too bad we can't mix and match.
Look at all the toys! Santa's been good to you, Lex.
See anything?
Luthor's been lining his buildings with lead. It blocks my x-ray vision.
Well, there's always the direct approach. [Superman punches in the door, and bows Batman inside] You're learning.
Batman. It's always Batman!
Somehow, Poo, I don't think we're gonna get the chance to say much.
You... you mean he's going to kill us?
No, she is. I abhor violence.
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