PPartygoer
[Blocked by a bouncer] But... I just gave you a hundred dollars.
BBouncer
Thank you. Now get behind the rope.
S3 E1Where There's Smoke
WWoman
[After seeing guard let Volcana in] Hey! What has she got that I haven't got?!
GGuard
Everything.
DDonnie
Whatever it is, I'm gonna have to pass.
Really? [Blows whistle] The whistle was touched by the President's lips.
DDonnie
What wasn't?
You have to trust me, Volcana.
Do you know how many times I've heard that? [Throwing fireballs] From my parents, before they shuffled me off to the institute? From the institute, just before they turned me over to the feds, and from the Government, just before they took away my life!
GGGovernment Goon
[Charging up a laser] It's a G-40 blue laser, alien. One shot can penetrate five feet of tempered steel in point-three seconds. I don't think even- [Superman quickly crushes the laser]
Your mom raised you well.
I got lucky.
Yeah. You did. [pauses] I hope you'll think of me... especially on those cold, Metropolis nights.
Don't you ever cool down?
No. [blows him a fire kiss]
S3 E2Knight Time
I didn't think you were foolish enough to make trouble in my town.
RRRoxy Rocket
Well, with Batman missing, the other crooks in Gotham are picking the city clean. I thought I'd try my luck here.
Back up. What do you mean, Batman's missing?
RRRoxy Rocket
I thought you'd know. Don't all you spandex boys have club meetings or something?
We're not exactly friends.
RRRoxy Rocket
Aww. I'll be your friend.
Sorry, little girl. you're going home.
Now, where's your boss?
Around.
Okay, let's try this another way: where's Bruce?
CGCommissioner Gordon
This was taken by airport security two hours ago. I thought you'd be interested. [hands over a photo] [Superman-as-Batman takes it, stares at it nonplussed] [points] Right here. Look familiar?
[wanders off a ways, whispers] Bane.
SASuperman-as-Batman
Ah, yes. Bane.
That was close.
SASuperman-as-Batman
[searching the utility belt for a grapple] You're telling me. The sooner we find your boss, the better.
Right side.
RMRenee Montoya
[about Batman, with Superman in the costume] Does he look bigger to you?
[As Superman] We'll start with his computer records.
So how'd you do Batman's voice?
[As Batman] Precise muscle control. [As Robin] Plus, I have a pretty good ear.
[Pauses, creeped out] Don't do that again.
BBane
On the contrary, I feared you were gone forever, Batman, and that would have meant I'd never feel your spine crumble in my hands.
SASuperman-as-Batman
All this sneaking around isn't exactly my style.
What do you mean? It's half the fun!
See what I mean about him acting strange? He's smiling!
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