Harley Quinn quotes from Superman: The Animated Series ... TV Quotes Database

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Harley Quinn

[disguised as Mercy] Swell, Mr. L.

"Mr. L."?

[fighting Harley] Here's for that punch in the face!

Harley Quinn

Ooh, listen to Little Miss Can't-Take-A-Joke!

Harley Quinn

[Trying to cheer up a dejected Joker with a Batman-shaped cookie] Hello, Mr. J! I'm Batman. Eat me, eat me, eat me!

I know you're trying to cheer me up, Harley, but you see, any time I blow a $1 billion deal, IT REALLY KILLS MY APPETITE!

Somehow, Poo, I don't think we're gonna get the chance to say much.

Harley Quinn

You... you mean he's going to kill us?

No, she is. I abhor violence.

[The Lexwing has just crashed into the ocean, exploding, with the Joker inside]

Harley Quinn

Puddin'!

At this point, he probably is.

[Harley Quinn is in a straightjacket and being placed in a padded wagon]

Harley Quinn

I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!

[watching it on TV] Now that's funny! [literally laughs so hard, it hurts]

Harley Quinn quotes from Superman: The Animated Series