Mercy Graves quotes from Superman: The Animated Series

Mercy!

Bizarro

Bizarro? That not my name!

Mercy Graves

If the shoe fits, handsome...

S2 E6 Identity Crisis

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Mercy Graves

What would you do without me?

Let's hope it never comes to that.

S2 E14 Ghost in the Machine

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I needed a way of attracting your attention.

There is always email.

I have been using these robots to rebuild my damaged frame, but they are far too crude to complete the job. For that, I need your hands, and your brilliance.

You flatter me, Brainiac, but I already have a day job. [Brainiac seals door, but Lex keeps his calm] I am the CEO of one of the world's foremost multinational corporations. Do you not think someone will notice I am missing?

No one is irreplaceable. Allow me to demonstrate.

[Brainiac generates a hologram of Lex Luthor sitting in his office, then accesses phone lines]

Mercy Graves

Hello?

HHologram

Miss Graves, I am still conducting my investigation and I do not wish to be disturbed.

Mercy Graves

Yes sir.

[Mercy hangs up phone while the real Lex Luthor watches in horror]

Well then, shall we begin?

S2 E14 Ghost in the Machine

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Maybe he should make time. [He goes towards Luthor's office door]

Mercy Graves

Hey! [Bars his way] One more step and it gets ugly.

[Clark forces his way past Mercy and opens the door]

What are you trying to pull here? Where's Luthor?

Mercy Graves

[shocked] He... he was right here! You saw him...

[Clark goes to Luthor's desk, and picks up a mug]

This coffee's ice-cold. No one's been here for a while. Well?

Mercy Graves

[uneasy] I'm afraid you'll have to leave, Mr. Kent, right now.

Do yourself a favor, Miss Graves: call me when your lord and master shows up.

S2 E14 Ghost in the Machine

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Mercy Graves

[fighting Harley] Here's for that punch in the face!

Harley Quinn

Ooh, listen to Little Miss Can't-Take-A-Joke!

S2 E16 World's Finest

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[Harley Quinn is in a straightjacket and being placed in a padded wagon]

Harley Quinn

I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!

Mercy Graves

[watching it on TV] Now that's funny! [literally laughs so hard, it hurts]

S2 E16 World's Finest

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Mercy Graves

He's a completely different person.