Lois Lane quotes from Superman: The Animated Series

Lois Lane

Give him one for me. MAKE IT A DOZEN!

Lois Lane

Look at that. Tuh! The only thing holding that dress up is faith.

Lois Lane

It's the paparazzi wolves trying to get a scent of Lex's latest lady friend. Not that I read the gossip columns or anything, but I hear they're quite an item. Maybe I should warn her about him... nah.

Lois Lane

Coming through! Big train wreck, five miles north, someone was standing on the tracks and right now I wish it was the guy who built this STUPID ELEVATOR!

Lois Lane

[After kicking Lytener] Daddy was a black belt!

Lois Lane

If you had an invisible door, would you bother to lock it?

Lois Lane

No, Titano, put down that vase! Give me back the remote! Come down from there! [to herself] Sure was easier to have a monkey in a house where mom did the cleaning...

Lois Lane

Hey, Lex, what went wrong? Premature product launch?

Lois Lane

[just saw Batman unmasked] So when were you gonna tell me- the honeymoon?

Lois Lane

I always teased him. But I had so much respect. [Shedding tears] And I liked him too, I really did. I wish I'd told him.

Lois Lane

Somehow I don't smell Pulitzer here... or soap, for that matter.

Lois Lane

Sure, how many times have you flown to the moon, Smallville?

Lois Lane

[After her skirt is caught by the wind] I've gotta start wearing pants.

Lois Lane

It sounds like your 'assets' are getting kicked.

Lois Lane

Have you ever tried to get a story out of the military? I figured it'd be easier to go straight to the source.