Bruce Wayne quotes from Superman: The Animated Series

Bruce Wayne

I could always...ask him.

Bruce Wayne

So he just appears when there's trouble? No special signal?

Lois Lane

He's not like your Batman, thank goodness!

Bruce Wayne

Then how do you contact him?

Lois Lane

Committing a felony helps. Listen, you seem awfully interested in Superman. Do you want me to fix you two up?

Lex Luthor

The joint chiefs have shown tremendous interest. It doesn't take much imagination to envision these robots on the battlefield.

Bruce Wayne

Except... I won't allow it.

Lex Luthor

What?

Bruce Wayne

I don't like guns. Blame it on me, Lex. Tell your pals at the Pentagon... I just don't have the imagination.

Bruce Wayne

You realize she's just the bait.

Superman

I'll be careful.

Bruce Wayne

Careful won't cut it. With Joker, expect the unexpected.

Superman

Maybe you should have remembered that.

Lois Lane

Clark, keep an eye on Bruce, will you? I'll be right back.

Clark Kent

Actually, Lois-

Lois Lane

Don't be intimidated. Regale him with madcap tales of the nightlife in Smallville. [Leaves]

Bruce Wayne

She never stops, does she?

Clark Kent

Not that I've noticed. [Quietly] Any luck finding the comedian?

Bruce Wayne

[In Batman voice] Three nights, and not so much as a green hair.

Clark Kent

Of course, you have been dividing your time between work and Lois.

Bruce Wayne

Is that a problem?

Clark Kent

Let's just say I'm concerned. Your reputation is... dubious, in and out of costume.

Bruce Wayne

Don't worry, I'm taking Lois quite seriously. [leans down] Besides, it seems to me you had your chance.

Lois Lane

How could you have lied to me like that?

Bruce Wayne

Now, I never actually said I wasn't Batman... [she smacks the cut on his back] Ow!

Lois Lane

I'll get some iodine for that scrape. Burning, stinging iodine. [Walks into the bathroom]

Superman

I see she's taking it well.

Bruce Wayne

It's ironic, you know. She likes Bruce Wayne, and she likes Superman. It's the other two guys she's not crazy about.

Superman

Too bad we can't mix and match.

Bruce Wayne

Come to make sure I'm leaving?

Clark Kent

Actually, I thought we worked pretty well together. Not that I want to make it a regular event.

Bruce Wayne

She's all yours, now- if you can handle that. But you'd better be good to her, 'cause I know where you live.