Joker quotes from Superman: The Animated Series

Joker

[to Luthor] I sense we are kindred spirits, you and I. Oh, there are differences, to be sure... like hair.

Joker

See that he's street pizza! In this town, some flying fool could've caught him!

Joker

More powerful than a locomotive...and just about as subtle. [Superman steps out of the shadows, wearing a lead suit] Ooo! I'm flattered that you put on your Sunday best!

Joker

Copybat, copybat. Suffering from propulsion envy, Batboy?

Joker

Think of it as a welcome wagon, Bats. Welcoming you to the nearest mortuary.

Joker

Ooh, this could be a fair fight after all... And who wants to see that?

Joker

Look at all the toys! Santa's been good to you, Lex.

Joker

Batman. It's always Batman!

Joker

Pay me one billion dollars, and I'll kill Superman!

Lex Luthor

[laughs] What makes you think you can kill Superman when you can't even handle a mere mortal in a Halloween costume?

Joker

[grabs him angrily] There's nothing "mere" about that mortal!

Joker

Ceasar Carlini, my old pal! Why I haven't seen you since... Wait, I've never seen you, have I? You need to get out more.

Who is this clown?

Joker

Oh, not clown. Joker [Flips his card at the table, which imbeds itself]

Joker

[When Superman, unaffected by Joker's kryptonite thanks to his lead suit, forces Joker to take him to Lois] I don't understand! I had it all planned so perfectly...Oh, wait! That's it!

Superman

What?

Joker

Silly me! I forgot the ACID! [Sprays acid from his carnation onto Superman. The acid melts away half of the lead suit. Joker then throws the kryptonite at Superman's chest. Superman collapses. Joker cackles] Aw, what's the matter, Suppy? [Kicks Superman over] No more steam left in the old locomotive?

Joker

Honestly Lex, don't you think I feel bad enough already?

Lex Luthor

[Angrily grabs him] YOU MANIAC! YOU IDIOT! HOW DARE YOU USE ONE OF MY LABORATORIES FOR YOUR...

Harley Quinn

[Trying to cheer up a dejected Joker with a Batman-shaped cookie] Hello, Mr. J! I'm Batman. Eat me, eat me, eat me!

Joker

I know you're trying to cheer me up, Harley, but you see, any time I blow a $1 billion deal, IT REALLY KILLS MY APPETITE!

Joker

Somehow, Poo, I don't think we're gonna get the chance to say much.

Harley Quinn

You... you mean he's going to kill us?

Lex Luthor

No, she is. I abhor violence.