Batman quotes from Superman: The Animated Series

Batman

Where's the Joker?

Who knows? Making 'ha-ha' with Harley Quinn? [Batman shoves him hard against the door] I don't know, honest! I never went back after he muscled in. I want nothing to do with that clown!

Superman

[Arrives, putting his hand on Batman's arm] That's enough. I think you got your answer. [Batman grabs Superman's arm and throws him onto a table. While he's distracted, Binko runs off. Batman turns to go after him, but Superman body-checks him into the wall, dazing Batman]

Superman

I heard you were crazy. I didn't think you were stupid. [uses X-ray vision to see through Batman's cowl] Bruce Wayne?

Batman

You peeked.

Superman

I won't have vigilantism in my town.

Batman

[Secretly taking a small bag out of his belt] You'll be rid of me...as soon as I find the Joker.

Superman

That may not be soon enough. [Batman holds up the small bag, which contains a piece of kryptonite. Superman groans and starts to back away]

Batman

It doesn't take much, does it? The Joker has 20 pounds more where this came from. Thought you might like to know. [Tosses the bag into a glass of water. Superman looks at it, then turns and sees Batman is gone]

Batman

How soon can we get to Hob's Bay?

If I may be so bold, sir... "when in Rome"...

Superman

Thank you. I couldn't have saved Lois without your help.

Batman

I'm aware of that.

Batman

See anything?

Superman

Luthor's been lining his buildings with lead. It blocks my x-ray vision.

Batman

Well, there's always the direct approach. [Superman punches in the door, and bows Batman inside] You're learning.

Harley Quinn

Puddin'!

Batman

At this point, he probably is.

This was taken by airport security two hours ago. I thought you'd be interested. [hands over a photo] [Superman-as-Batman takes it, stares at it nonplussed] [points] Right here. Look familiar?

Robin

[wanders off a ways, whispers] Bane.

Ah, yes. Bane.

Robin

That was close.

[searching the utility belt for a grapple] You're telling me. The sooner we find your boss, the better.

Robin

Right side.

All this sneaking around isn't exactly my style.

Robin

What do you mean? It's half the fun!

Even if I did know where to find the Mad Hatter, I'm no stool pigeon. Why should I tell you?

A man's life is in danger. Isn't that enough?

You're breaking my heart.

Robin

[Whispers] Kick over the desk. [Superman looks uncertain, hesitating, as Superman is not typically a bad cop] Just do it!

[Kicks the desk over and into the wall] I won't ask twice.

All right, no need to get your feathers ruffled. It happens our capped compadre is attending a meeting of notable ne'er-do-wells. They're hatching a plot to capitalize on your... purported disappearance.

[Lifts him of the ground by his collar] Where?

Robin

Now he's gettin' it.

Batman

I hear the city's been busy.

Superman

Nothing the kid couldn't handle. I have to say, for a guy who's supposed to be such a loner, you sure know how to pick a partner.