A character in Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye
Played by Rick Peters
Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye · 60 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye: in 27 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Myles (14), Jack Hudson (13), Sue Thomas (9)
[After learning that a lawyer has filed a civil rights complaint against Jack on behalf of a suspected terrorist]
BobbyYou do your job protecting her freedom, and she uses that freedom to file an action against you for doing your job. God bless America.
Bobby[to Lucy] Anyone ever tell you you're beautiful with that evil genius look on your face?
[Watching Sue and Troy communicating in American Sign Language]
Thousands of dollars worth of surveillance equipment. They're carrying on a conversation, and we are completely clueless.
BobbyHmm. Little window into what they must feel like sometimes, eh?
[The team is watching a surveillance video of a bank robber dressed as Santa Claus.]
I've seen that face before.
And that round little belly. I hear it shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly.
My intelligence sources say he works with a group of reindeer--the gang of eight.
Yeah, and their leader's a young buck, Rudolph, code name Red-Nose.
BobbyThere's two things you don't mess with: Elvis and Santa.
All right, this is serious. We are talking about armed bank robbery here.
All right, Myles is right.
Oh, bah, humbug.
We promise we won't make fun of Santa anymore.
[Myles turns back to the screen.]
Because if we did, we might get coal in our stockings.
[Bobby laughs. Myles turns and looks at Sue.]
Sorry, it just slipped out.
[Myles throws down his papers and walks away.]
BobbyOh, Merry Christmas, Ebenezer!
[Bobby has been assigned a lunch meeting with a reporter.]
She has an agenda, and it doesn't match ours. So walk softly and carry a big 'no comment'.
BobbyNo worries.
[Ted Garrett exits.]
BobbyI can take care of her, boys. It's the accent. Gets 'em every time.
[Bobby exits.]
She's gonna put him on a barbie and have him for lunch.
Yeah.
BobbyRighto, look, can we just um--declare a truce here? I mean, after all, it is Christmas, right? Peace on earth, goodwill toward men. And--and women.
So, we should be nice to each other once a year because it's good business for Madison Avenue? Christmas is just a commercial charade perpetuated by a capitalistic society.
BobbyYes, that's much better. I think you're starting to capture the spirit perfectly. And to think, some people believe you're cold and cynical.
[Jack, Sue, Bobby and Levi (Sue's hearing dog) are in a car. Jack is driving.]
BobbyI thought you knew where the British Embassy was.
I do. It's right around the corner.
BobbyThat's what you said three laps ago.
Just look at the map.
BobbyDon't do it. Not worth the humility.
Real men don't need maps.
Oh give it to me. I don't have the "male map phobia" gene.
Hey, who's putting half-eaten donuts back in the box?
BobbyThat isn't half-eaten. I ate the other half, which made that half completely eaten. That half isn't eaten at all, making it wholly uneaten.
Just because you're out of a job does not mean that I can't slap that adorable little smirk off your face, special agent Manning.
BobbyWhoa, did I hear you just say 'adorable'?
Can we get back on track? You seem to have forgotten your career is in shambles.
[Myles is watching a terrorist be interrogated]
BobbyHow's it goin'?
When they were handing out the "evil gene" this guy must've been fighting to get to the front of the line up.
Hakim flipped on Abdul, Abdul flipped on Hakim, and Khayyat flipped on everyone, including himself.
BobbyEverybody's singin'! It's like an opera.
Music to my ears.
Lucy, what do you think? Should I wear my hair up or down?
Up.
Down.
[Lucy stares at Jack. Jack looks away.]
What?
Jack likes your hair down.
You do?
[still uncomfortable] What, can't a guy have an opinion on hair?
BobbyWell put, Sparky. Nice to see you're not afraid to show your feminine hairdresser side.
You all need professional help.
[The team has just discovered that Sue and Jack are going undercover as a married couple. The team enters]
And here are the newlyweds now.
[The team begins to throw confetti on Jack and Sue]
Ah, to be young, and in love.
I'm always amazed at how quick word travels in this building...
It's the FBI, the walls have ears.
BobbySpeaking of ears, hear that clanging, Sparky? That's the sound of your ball and chain. [Winks at Sue]
Hey, Sue, the boys are going out for a beer after work. Can Jack come?
As long as he's home in time to mow the lawn.
[Myles enters]
What happened?
You missed it. Jack and Sue got married.
I went out for a tuna sandwich, how long was I gone?
[Myles, Bobby and Dimitrius are undercover as movers helping Jack and Sue move into their undercover house. Myles is mildly injured and has supervised rather than moving furniture. They are talking to Jack and Sue]
BobbyWe're done here.
What he means is that if we have to move one more piece of furniture, we might become terrorists.
BobbySo, let's gather up our things and, uh, we'll leave you two love birds alone.
[to Bobby and Dimitrius] You two want to grab that cart. [Bobby and Dimitrius give him a nasty look]. At Aardvark we do not tolerate workers with surly attitudes. This will be going on your permanent records. [walks away]
BobbyI can't wait to get my gun back.
You're not going with me. I don't need a babysitter.
BobbyWe can be a team. You can be good cop, I'll be bad cop.
Bobby.
BobbyOkay, you be bad cop.
I'm gonna be the cop that leaves--alone.
BobbyI'm starting to get the feeling you don't want me to come with you.
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