So, I just wanted to get the gang together early in my tenure to say, uh, "Yo."
“Lifeboats” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Kendall Roy (3), Tom Wambsgans (1), Roman Roy (1), Greg Hirsch (1), Gerri Kellman (1)
Shakin' the tree, folks. Shakin' the tree. Excuse me. Greg. Are you kidding?
Hey, Tom.
Forgive me, but uh... We talkin' to each other on the poop deck of a majestic schooner? Is the salty brine stinging my weather bitten face? No? Then why the fuck are you wearing a pair of deck shoes, man?
Oh... Yeah... No, well my credit card got maxed out, I'm staying in a youth hostel on, like, $80 a day.
Jesus. How squalid. Dude, are you carrying dog shit?
No... No, it's uh... It's free, right? Is that cool? I mean, I don't want to be melodramatic, but my body is growing weak due to a lack of sustenance.
(bewildered) But in a dog poop baggie?
Yeah, I have a bunch of 'em from back home...
Greg, that's disgusting.
Not really. It's not like they pre-poop them or something, like, it's not like... They're just bags, really. It's just a mental barrier.
Hey. We're down two more points.
Fuck.
Listen, Sandy Furness is here.
What do you mean?
I mean he's here, in the building.
He can't do that. Fucking Pepsi doesn't just drop in to see Coke.
You know sometimes when you leave the party and you wonder what everyone's saying about you?
With me it's usually "Who's that young Han Solo and how do I get his dick in my ass?"
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